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Safest: 17,507th
The People's Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
For my people
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Very Good

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EAST COLONYS

Population499 million

Currencylira
Animalfalcon

The People's Republic of EAST COLONYS is a huge, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 499 million EAST COLONYSians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 36.1%.

The powerhouse EAST COLONYSian economy, worth 37.8 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,780 lire, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned falconball fields, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, and the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EAST COLONYS's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

EAST COLONYS is ranked 62,453rd in the world and 2nd in Las Vegas Henderson Paradise for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 3,193.81 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : EAST COLONYS's influence in Las Vegas Henderson Paradise rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Following new legislation in EAST COLONYS, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Following new legislation in EAST COLONYS, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in EAST COLONYS, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return.
  • : Following new legislation in EAST COLONYS, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned falconball fields.
  • : Following new legislation in EAST COLONYS, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.
  • : EAST COLONYS's influence in Las Vegas Henderson Paradise rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Following new legislation in EAST COLONYS, there's a bright dawn ahead for EAST COLONYS.
  • : Following new legislation in EAST COLONYS, calling dibs is an unalienable right.
  • : Following new legislation in EAST COLONYS, EAST COLONYSians incessantly needle their doctors for relief.

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