The Legendary Silver Dragon of East Chimore is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Aristophana with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.65 billion East Chimoreans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paartadam. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient East Chimorean economy, worth a remarkable 2,015 trillion K'ihs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 233,002 K'ihs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, Aristophana can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, and Aristophana's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Chimore's national animal is the Cockroach, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

East Chimore is ranked 150,503^rd in the world and 50^th in Lair of the Dragon for Most Authoritarian, with 703.88 milliStalins.