The Legendary Silver Dragon of East Chimore is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Aristophana with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.292 billion East Chimoreans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paartadam. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient East Chimorean economy, worth a remarkable 1,608 trillion K'ihs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 220,610 K'ihs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, and East Chimorean athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Chimore's national animal is the Cockroach, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Constellationism.

East Chimore is ranked 2,664^th in the world and 1^st in Lair of the Dragon for Lowest Crime Rates, with 134.28 law-abiding acts per hour.