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Most Valuable International Artwork: 32ndMost Secular: 1,161stMost Inclusive: 1,397th
The Legendary Silver Dragon of
Democratic Socialists
A beacon of beauty and creativity; a true chaotic heart
The Silver Dragon
Civil Rights
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Political Freedom

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East Chimore

Population7.618 billion



The Legendary Silver Dragon of East Chimore is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Aristophana with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.618 billion East Chimoreans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paartadam. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient East Chimorean economy, worth a remarkable 1,694 trillion K'ihs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 222,458 K'ihs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, and the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Chimore's national animal is the Cockroach, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Constellationism.

East Chimore is ranked 2,490th in the world and 1st in Lair of the Dragon for Nicest Citizens, with 65.31 average smiles per day.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 32ndMost Secular: 1,161stMost Inclusive: 1,397thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,496thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,552ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,694thLargest Governments: 1,896thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,922ndHighest Food Quality: 1,987thMost Pacifist: 2,093rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,181stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,231stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,316thSmartest Citizens: 2,319thMost Developed: 2,322ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,388thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,451stLowest Crime Rates: 2,488thNicest Citizens: 2,490thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,503rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,778thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,788thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 3,228thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,245thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,340thMost Cultured: 3,451stMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,905thMost Efficient Economies: 4,326thHealthiest Citizens: 4,830thSafest: 6,935thHighest Average Incomes: 7,578thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,088thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,204thBest Weather: 10,918thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,810thTop
Highest Economic Output: 15,764thMost Patriotic: 18,945thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,627thMost Income Equality: 27,783rd
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionTop
Nudest: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the region

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