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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,412thMost Patriotic: 2,423rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,972nd
The Dragon Empire of
Authoritarian Democracy
for East Cash!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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East Cashinamasian

Population4.682 billion

CapitalNew Pollo
FaithGods Snakes

CurrencyCapital one

The Dragon Empire of East Cashinamasian is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Maddox with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 4.682 billion East Cashinamasianians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Pollo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.8%.

The frighteningly efficient East Cashinamasianian economy, worth 932 trillion Capital ones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 199,062 Capital ones, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, endangered species are effective hostages against the East Cashinamasianian military, unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place, and the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Cashinamasian's national animal is the Scorpion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Gods Snakes.

East Cashinamasian is ranked 101,971st in the world and 612th in 10000 Islands for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,674.86 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,412thMost Patriotic: 2,423rdTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,972ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,683rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,722ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,662ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,699thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,067thLowest Crime Rates: 5,181stLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,738thLargest Mining Sector: 6,366thMost Efficient Economies: 7,307thHighest Average Incomes: 7,489thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,776thHealthiest Citizens: 7,792ndLargest Black Market: 7,797thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,341stMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,461stLongest Average Lifespans: 9,031stMost Subsidized Industry: 10,156thLargest Governments: 10,648thMost Developed: 10,655thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,473rdTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,873rdSmartest Citizens: 15,039thMost Secular: 16,798thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,721stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,560thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,971stHighest Economic Output: 23,354thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,552nd
Most Patriotic: 30th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 36th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 38th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 52nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 57th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 61st in the regionLargest Black Market: 65th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 82nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 85th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 95th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 113th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 116th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 119th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 121st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 124th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 150th in the region

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