The Dragon Empire of East Cashinamasian is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Maddox with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 4.682 billion East Cashinamasianians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Pollo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.8%.

The frighteningly efficient East Cashinamasianian economy, worth 932 trillion Capital ones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 199,062 Capital ones, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, endangered species are effective hostages against the East Cashinamasianian military, unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place, and the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Cashinamasian's national animal is the Scorpion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Gods Snakes.

East Cashinamasian is ranked 101,971^st in the world and 612^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,674.86 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.