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Largest Populations: 793rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,123rdBest Weather: 1,190th
The Commonwealth of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Une licorne sur un bleu azur
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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East Canuck

Population39.806 billion

CapitalMontreal
LeaderPrime Minister
Faithnone

Currencydollar
Animalunicorn

The Commonwealth of East Canuck is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 39.806 billion Canuckers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Montreal. The average income tax rate is 84.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient East Canuckian economy, worth a remarkable 3,218 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is 80,851 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, one does not simply walk into the tundra, hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport, and nephews and nieces of the monarch resort to begging from relatives in palace halls. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Canuck's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

East Canuck is ranked 268,814th in the world and 167th in Canada for Fattest Citizens, with 5.51 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Populations: 793rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,123rdBest Weather: 1,190thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,364thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,510thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 4,090thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,336thMost Influential: 4,393rdHighest Food Quality: 4,516thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,620thMost Pacifist: 4,658thMost Developed: 4,705thHealthiest Citizens: 5,092ndMost Cultured: 5,112thHighest Economic Output: 5,290thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,459thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,701stSafest: 6,124thSmartest Citizens: 6,721stMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,994thNicest Citizens: 7,084thMost Inclusive: 8,108thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,512thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,749thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,690thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,227thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,359thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,315thTop
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Most Secular: 16,727thLowest Crime Rates: 19,098thMost Efficient Economies: 20,482ndLargest Governments: 23,096thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,236thMost Stationary: 23,440thMost Subsidized Industry: 27,334th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 15th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 15th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 17th in the regionMost Inclusive: 18th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 18th in the regionMost Developed: 18th in the regionMost Cultured: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : East Canuck was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : East Canuck was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in East Canuck, nephews and nieces of the monarch resort to begging from relatives in palace halls.
  • : Following new legislation in East Canuck, hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in East Canuck, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
  • : East Canuck was endorsed by The Republic of Pineapple Territory.
  • : East Canuck was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in East Canuck, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin.
  • : Following new legislation in East Canuck, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • : Following new legislation in East Canuck, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 8 » Parkplace, Maple Islands, Devil Heart, SetiCrunchers, Cowland5, New Vinland, Stormaen, and Almonaster Nuevo.

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