Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st Most Avoided: 1st Largest Manufacturing Sector: 5th
The Exalted Supremacy of
Corporate Police State
Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by His Supreme Eminence with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.537 billion East Borlandists are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient East Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 21,005 trillion Slaves a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 762,799 Slaves, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,667,495 per year while the poor average 54,816, a ratio of 85.1 to 1.

Whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, and charity no longer begins at home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. East Borland's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oppression.

East Borland is ranked 163,512th in the world and 209th in The Alliance of Dictators for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -58.31 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1stMost Avoided: 1stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5thMost Corrupt Governments: 5thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6thLargest Insurance Industry: 10thLargest Mining Sector: 11thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20thFattest Citizens: 23rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24thLargest Retail Industry: 26thHighest Economic Output: 28thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 29thMost Secular: 29thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 29thHighest Average Incomes: 31stLargest Agricultural Sector: 83rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 90thRudest Citizens: 113thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 149thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 167thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 207thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 283rdLowest Crime Rates: 335thMost Ignorant Citizens: 414thLargest Governments: 481stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 488thLargest Gambling Industry: 549thMost Conservative: 902ndLargest Populations: 979thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,086thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,774thMost Stationary: 1,914thMost Armed: 2,036thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,123rdMost Extreme: 3,138thLargest Black Market: 3,160thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,901stMost Influential: 6,365thMost Pro-Market: 7,869thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 15,397th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, charity no longer begins at home.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, a wide-ranging purge of leading officials and family members is being carried out by His Supreme Eminence.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, 90% of active duty EBAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.

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