Most Avoided: 1st Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st Most Corrupt Governments: 5th
The Exalted Supremacy of
Corporate Police State
Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by His Supreme Eminence with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.55 billion East Borlandists are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient East Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 21,033 trillion Slaves a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 763,453 Slaves, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,671,498 per year while the poor average 54,864, a ratio of 85.1 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents, the media have begun calling the government treasury "His Supreme Eminence's stash", and colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great East Borlandian Liberator". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. East Borland's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oppression.

East Borland is ranked 160,767th in the world and 208th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 0.34 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Avoided: 1stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1stMost Corrupt Governments: 5thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6thLargest Insurance Industry: 10thLargest Mining Sector: 11thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22ndFattest Citizens: 23rdLargest Retail Industry: 26thHighest Economic Output: 28thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 29thMost Secular: 29thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 30thHighest Average Incomes: 31stLargest Agricultural Sector: 82ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 89thRudest Citizens: 112thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 116thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 159thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 166thMost Ignorant Citizens: 226thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 283rdLowest Crime Rates: 314thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 348thLargest Gambling Industry: 351stLargest Governments: 479thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 803rdLargest Populations: 979thMost Conservative: 1,040thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,681stMost Armed: 1,702ndMost Stationary: 1,912thLargest Black Market: 2,290thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,131stMost Extreme: 3,249thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,769thMost Influential: 6,373rdMost Pro-Market: 7,680thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 14,672nd
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great East Borlandian Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, the media have begun calling the government treasury "His Supreme Eminence's stash".
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making East Borlandians any less frightened.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, theoretical science is only theoretical.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, hundreds of teenagers die every year at the East Borlandian Hungry Games.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, charity no longer begins at home.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.

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