by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 10,848th
The Democratic Republic of
Father Knows Best State
We Will Vote, Because This Country Is Democratic
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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East Ayrirgica

Population9.76 billion

Currencyfranc
Animalpenguin

The Democratic Republic of East Ayrirgica is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.76 billion East Ayrirgicans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong East Ayrirgican economy, worth 589 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 60,351 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence, and hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Ayrirgica's national animal is the penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

East Ayrirgica is ranked 259,698th in the world and 59th in Keep of Darkness XL for Most Cultured, scoring 62 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionNudest: 8th in the region

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