The Ⓐnarchist ★ C☮mmune ⚑ of East Angria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by People with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.231 billion Sassons are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rūrstat. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Sasson economy, worth 857 trillion spliffs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 202,644 spliffs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", and exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. East Angria's national animal is the jackdaw, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is individual spirituality.

East Angria is ranked 174,666^th in the world and 97^th in Anarchy for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -32.37 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.