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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 349thMost Cultured: 388thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 394th
The Allied States of
Left-wing Utopia
Lynn, Lynn, Nation of Sin
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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East and West Lynn

Population13.811 billion

CapitalLynn
LeaderHigh Mayor Thomas McGee

CurrencyCopper
AnimalRat

The Allied States of East and West Lynn is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by High Mayor Thomas McGee with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.811 billion Lynners are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lynn. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient East and West Lynnian economy, worth a remarkable 3,342 trillion Coppers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 242,048 Coppers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, and citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm. Crime is totally unknown. East and West Lynn's national animal is the Rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

East and West Lynn is ranked 238,345th in the world and 124th in Gay for Rudest Citizens, with 7.83 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 349thMost Cultured: 388thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 394thMost Advanced Public Education: 408thMost Pacifist: 461stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 506thMost Cheerful Citizens: 607thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 623rdMost Developed: 638thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 650thMost Beautiful Environments: 658thNicest Citizens: 699thMost Inclusive: 710thLongest Average Lifespans: 723rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 732ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 845thLargest Governments: 874thHealthiest Citizens: 884thSmartest Citizens: 917thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,002ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,007thBest Weather: 1,151stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,295thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,495thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,704thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,736thMost Efficient Economies: 1,743rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,851stLowest Crime Rates: 2,177thTop
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Safest: 2,521stHighest Average Incomes: 3,850thHighest Economic Output: 4,087thMost Influential: 4,208thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,121stMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,471stNudest: 8,250thMost Secular: 9,570thMost Stationary: 10,148thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,176thTop
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Largest Populations: 19,463rdMost Politically Free: 21,138thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,158thMost Income Equality: 21,499th
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Most Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionMost Extreme: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in East and West Lynn, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm.
  • : Following new legislation in East and West Lynn, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR.
  • : Following new legislation in East and West Lynn, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
  • : Following new legislation in East and West Lynn, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.
  • : East and West Lynn voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prohibition Of Honor-Based Violence".
  • : Following new legislation in East and West Lynn, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in East and West Lynn, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene.
  • : East and West Lynn voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Northern Borland"".
  • : East and West Lynn voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Supporting People with Disabilities".
  • : Following new legislation in East and West Lynn, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 4 » Emory, Aleixandria, Zephron-Siparun, and Xatu the Great.

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