The Empire of Eashenn is a huge, genial nation, notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 361 million Eashennians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyoto. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Eashennian economy, worth 25.6 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,042 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, and the government pours millions of dollars into rehabilitation programs annually. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eashenn's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eashenn is ranked 112,405^th in the world and 3,948^th in the South Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 18.09 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.