by Max Barry

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Fattest Citizens: 6,887thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,416thMost Devout: 13,987th
The Colony of
Father Knows Best State
Twirling Toward Freedom
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Few

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Eas Mania Tal

Population483 million

CapitalCrazy House

Currencykrona
Animalswan

The Colony of Eas Mania Tal is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 483 million Eas Mania Talians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crazy House. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Eas Mania Talian economy, worth 25.4 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 52,603 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels, toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam", pausing for applause during a speech is seen as a form of censorship, and schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eas Mania Tal's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eas Mania Tal is ranked 86,292nd in the world and 29th in The Crystal Underground for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,366.32 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Fattest Citizens: 6,887thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,416thTop
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Most Devout: 13,987thLargest Mining Sector: 20,988th
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Fattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eas Mania Tal was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Eas Mania Tal's influence in The Crystal Underground fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
  • : Eas Mania Tal's influence in The Crystal Underground fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Truckler".
  • : Eas Mania Tal's influence in The Crystal Underground fell from "Hermit" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Eas Mania Tal's influence in The Crystal Underground rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".
  • : Eas Mania Tal was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Eas Mania Tal, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes".
  • : Following new legislation in Eas Mania Tal, pausing for applause during a speech is seen as a form of censorship.
  • : Following new legislation in Eas Mania Tal, toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam".
  • : Following new legislation in Eas Mania Tal, mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels.

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