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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,795thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,281stMost Inclusive: 4,393rd
The Federation of
Democratic Socialists
We screwed up the last one.
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Eas Knine

Population2.372 billion

CapitalZeli Hibana

Currencybitcoin
Animaldove

The Federation of Eas Knine is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 2.372 billion Eas Knineans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zeli Hibana. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Eas Kninean economy, worth 271 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 114,357 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Eas Knine has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school, and chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eas Knine's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eas Knine is ranked 11,830th in the world and 35th in Wintreath for Healthiest Citizens, with 13.69 bananas ingested per day.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,795thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,281stMost Inclusive: 4,393rdMost Pacifist: 4,411thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,473rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,789thSafest: 4,897thNicest Citizens: 4,942ndHighest Food Quality: 5,360thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,038thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,057thMost Cultured: 6,434thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,549thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,009thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,434thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,463rdMost Influential: 7,717thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,208thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,241stMost Developed: 8,495thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,681stBest Weather: 8,698thLowest Crime Rates: 8,879thLargest Governments: 9,559thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,899thHealthiest Citizens: 11,830thSmartest Citizens: 12,579thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 15,704thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,914thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,777thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,382ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,255thMost Secular: 25,054thMost Efficient Economies: 25,947th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionMost Pacifist: 13th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionNicest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 18th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18th in the regionMost Cultured: 18th in the regionSafest: 18th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 20th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 21st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionBest Weather: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 27th in the regionMost Developed: 29th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 29th in the regionLargest Governments: 30th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 35th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 35th in the regionMost Influential: 36th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 37th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eas Knine, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
  • : Eas Knine voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Haku".
  • : Eas Knine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Eas Knine, children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school.
  • : Following new legislation in Eas Knine, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
  • : Eas Knine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Eas Knine, Eas Knine has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Eas Knine, the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Eas Kninean Navy.
  • : Following new legislation in Eas Knine, Eas Knineans are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna.
  • : Following new legislation in Eas Knine, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be.

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