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Lowest Crime Rates: 976thMost Developed: 1,225thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,334th
The Federation of
Moralistic Democracy
Izi pici te carreo en bici xd
uvuvwewevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemuwem ossas
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Eartlines Eder

Population13.855 billion

CapitalCiudad liquido
Leaderuvuvwewevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemuwem ossas
FaithPastafarismo

CurrencyEuro
Animalpegaso

The Federation of Eartlines Eder is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by uvuvwewevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemuwem ossas with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 13.855 billion Eartlines Ederianos are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad liquido. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Eartlines Ederiano economy, worth a remarkable 3,727 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 269,009 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ciudad liquido has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eartlines Eder's national animal is the pegaso, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarismo.

Eartlines Eder is ranked 976th in the world and 29th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 171.17 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 976thMost Developed: 1,225thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,334thHealthiest Citizens: 1,347thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,364thMost Efficient Economies: 1,611thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,788thSafest: 1,865thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,909thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,218thMost Cultured: 2,316thLargest Governments: 2,388thSmartest Citizens: 2,592ndHighest Food Quality: 3,004thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,647thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,669thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,714thHighest Average Incomes: 4,121stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,234thMost Devout: 4,822ndHighest Economic Output: 5,267thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,374thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,350thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,742ndMost Advanced Public Education: 6,993rdBest Weather: 7,573rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,903rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,631stLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,066thMost Inclusive: 10,509thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,974thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,770thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,955thMost Patriotic: 13,913thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,456thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 15,894thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,600thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,791stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,815thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 27,510thLargest Populations: 29,412th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionMost Developed: 33rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 36th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 38th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 39th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 50th in the regionSafest: 68th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 69th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 72nd in the regionLargest Governments: 86th in the regionMost Cultured: 90th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 93rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 103rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 109th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 169th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 175th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 208th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 241st in the regionMost Devout: 250th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 255th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 263rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 272nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 302nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 355th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 355th in the regionBest Weather: 389th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 492nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 513th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 539th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 590th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 714th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 720th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 786th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 844th in the regionLargest Populations: 941st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 992nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 1,143rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1,158th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,162nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eartlines Eder was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Eartlines Eder was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Eartlines Eder was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Eartlines Eder, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Eartlines Eder, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Eartlines Eder, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings.
  • : Following new legislation in Eartlines Eder, Ciudad liquido has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra.
  • : Following new legislation in Eartlines Eder, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.
  • : Eartlines Eder's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in Eartlines Eder, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from uvuvwewevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemuwem ossas's throne.

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