The Christmassy state of Earthbound immortal squad is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Rex Goodwin with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.643 billion squads are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The north pole. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Earthbound immortal member economy, worth a remarkable 1,278 trillion Presents a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,612 Presents, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs, and light entertainment isn't dead. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Earthbound immortal squad's national animal is the Tribble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Joy.

Earthbound immortal squad is ranked 115,678^th in the world and 69^th in Christmas for Highest Drug Use, scoring 44.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.