The Nationstates zombie of Earthbound Immortal Squad is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Rex Goodwin with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, compulsory vegetarianism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.664 billion squads are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The north pole. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient a squadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,853 trillion Presents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 135,614 Presents, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, there is a dearth of space for new houses, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, and A squadian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Rex Goodwin. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Earthbound Immortal Squad's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The code of the elf.

Earthbound Immortal Squad is ranked 72,098^th in the world and 37^th in Christmas for Nudest, with 163.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.