The Christmassy State of Earthbound Immortal Squad is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Rex Goodwin with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.024 billion squads are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The north pole. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient a squadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,761 trillion Presents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 135,275 Presents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, a flood of mandatory divorces burden the courts, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, and going on a diet invalidates your passport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Earthbound Immortal Squad's national animal is the Tribble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The code of the elf.

Earthbound Immortal Squad is ranked 207,421^st in the world and 88^th in Christmas for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -29.56 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.