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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 428thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 768thMost Advanced Public Education: 807th
The Christmassy State of
Democratic Socialists
A merry sprout to all and to all a good night
Rex Goodwin
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Earthbound Immortal Squad

Population13.024 billion

CapitalThe north pole
LeaderRex Goodwin
FaithThe code of the elf


The Christmassy State of Earthbound Immortal Squad is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Rex Goodwin with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.024 billion squads are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The north pole. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient a squadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,761 trillion Presents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 135,275 Presents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, a flood of mandatory divorces burden the courts, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, and going on a diet invalidates your passport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Earthbound Immortal Squad's national animal is the Tribble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The code of the elf.

Earthbound Immortal Squad is ranked 207,421st in the world and 88th in Christmas for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -29.56 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Inclusive: 2,208thNicest Citizens: 2,276thMost Secular: 2,406thLowest Crime Rates: 2,507thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,541stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,072ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,210thMost Cultured: 3,236thLargest Governments: 3,405thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,466thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,054thHealthiest Citizens: 4,154thSmartest Citizens: 4,248thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,937thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,990thMost Influential: 6,995thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,703rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,580thHighest Economic Output: 8,631stLargest Publishing Industry: 8,639thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 11,467thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,145thHighest Average Incomes: 17,175thLargest Populations: 17,610th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the region

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