The Christmassy state of Earthbound immortal squad is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Rex Goodwin with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.839 billion squads are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The north pole. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Earthbound immortal member economy, worth a remarkable 1,332 trillion Presents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 135,426 Presents, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Therapists can always squeeze in another house-call, gene-engineered sewerjacks don't smell but they do stink, EIS-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, and 'Let's Get It On' has jumped to #1 on the billboard charts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Earthbound immortal squad's national animal is the Tribble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Joy.

Earthbound immortal squad is ranked 60,535^th in the world and 28^th in Christmas for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 143,430.42 Standard Monetary Units.