Most Influential: 12th Rudest Citizens: 14th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 31st
The United States of
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Civil Rights
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The United States of Earth Federation is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by ATLAS Artificial Intelligence with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 11.249 billion Terrans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Terran economy, worth a remarkable 6,712 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 596,715 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,115,493 per year while the poor average 30,676, a ratio of 134 to 1.

Ratings for sitcom reruns are often much higher than election debates, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, and directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use New York as a backdrop. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Earth Federation's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Earth Federation is ranked 160,206th in the world and 1,586th in 10000 Islands for Most Primitive, scoring -824.91 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Influential: 12thRudest Citizens: 14thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 31stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 31stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 33rdMost Armed: 39thLargest Gambling Industry: 43rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 51stFattest Citizens: 55thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 57thLargest Retail Industry: 62ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 76thHighest Average Incomes: 77thHighest Crime Rates: 81stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 84thMost Avoided: 95thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 100thMost Secular: 109thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 137thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 161stMost Rebellious Youth: 161stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 170thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 179thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 194thLargest Insurance Industry: 194thLargest Information Technology Sector: 229thHighest Drug Use: 313thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 327thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 336thMost Corrupt Governments: 462ndLargest Mining Sector: 464thMost Efficient Economies: 467thHighest Economic Output: 522ndLargest Publishing Industry: 955thSmartest Citizens: 1,014thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,049thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,315thTop
Most Stationary: 2,591stMost Cultured: 4,342ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,678thLargest Black Market: 4,726thMost Pro-Market: 5,834thTop
Largest Populations: 10,303rd
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 16th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 27th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 31st in the regionMost Stationary: 39th in the regionLargest Black Market: 46th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 108th in the regionLargest Populations: 116th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Earth Federation, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use New York as a backdrop.
  • : Earth Federation endorsed The Autocratic States of Gunzerlander.
  • : Following new legislation in Earth Federation, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
  • : Following new legislation in Earth Federation, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Earth Federation, ratings for sitcom reruns are often much higher than election debates.
  • : Following new legislation in Earth Federation, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to New York to enjoy their national art.
  • : Earth Federation was endorsed by The Autocratic States of Gunzerlander.
  • : Earth Federation voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Anarchestan".
  • : Following new legislation in Earth Federation, the richest citizens live in sheltered private citadels.
  • : Following new legislation in Earth Federation, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 144 » The Soylent Green Party, Solleana, Osea Island, Seranis, Rex Republic, Belistien, Snoozing Buffalax, Imbarien, Wolfhunters, The Blessed and Almighty Bog, Tzo, United Governments of Newrope, Slaytania, Matterland, Onarii, Kelvinski, Testa, Zaqaz Death, Achiotopia, Spncrgmn, Coreras, Mystiquelle, Beiluxia, FreeGunsForAll, Zyrcrestia, Grungerock, Hacame, Puerto Barrio, Samonaemia, Teddy Bear Isle, Creeptopia, Blogotopia, Kokkinostan, Linkdahero, Great ducate of time lords, Bullintine, Germanahii, The United Dog Days Providence, HN67, Zeklandia, The Republic of lkxciv, New Katamenia, Manlinesslavia, Wysrod, Old Atlantica, New Icelandic Republic, Yentria, Kyrizstanislav, Uprus, Cardini, and 94 others.The Tasmanian Islands, Seantonia, A Death Arena, Zeganas, Colonel Terrosit, Perzische Keizer, Better Indonesia, Aedue, Spiritbw, Leirkra, Siuts, Collective Society of Clementi, Iluuz, Those against abusers, Nova Terra Saccharum, Crustacion, Manonmanistan, The Republic of The Sith, Alliance of Concordia, The New Earth Federation, The Dwemmer, Creta Islands, The State of Walrus Devotion, Viadora, Myopic, Rabbitomia, New Dougland, Phrados, Elsewhereland, Lastarte, Puffandria, Fahistan, UNpoopburg, Drusay, DunNaGall, South Bourbonstan, Free Tristania, Aleg, Boltor, Soldaten des Hippokrates, Molea, Castica, Gentletopia, The Persian Territories, NorthernMassachusetts, Mannche, Striagro Uspil, Venkorata, Rejekstan, North North Western Brina, Dingle Ding, Switmerica, The Scottish Highlands and Lowlands, Europe Inc, Zuslosal, Aisle of Wright, United States of Zeb, 123topia, Aquary, Lost Islands of Pantagon, Free Carolinas, Tabbertonia, Ysherael, Edorask, Imbria, The United Domains, Rainu, Blaalby, Psycianiand Supritla, Flag Flayers, Durius, Flezzola, United Socialists of the Highest Power, Chip Skylark, Saint Ripa, The United Royal Islands of Euramathania, Mers Plo Mar, Forkbeardland, Sun Sporks, Nordenmans Land, Palman, Freres La Cote, Lexomia, Lunartica, Otrodoxia, Alpha-021, Ashterothia, Momandson, The Exclave Of Chernoclav, Shangra Laa, Evil Dictators Happyland, Craven States, Isla Dragon, and Gunzerlander.

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