The United States of Earth Allies is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Hayden with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.805 billion Humans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Fransico. The average income tax rate is 70.5%.

The thriving Earth Alliesian economy, worth 154 trillion Earth dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 85,803 Earth dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

One complaint of Earth Allies's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, vaccinations are mandatory, and pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Earth Allies's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is WDAism.

Earth Allies is ranked 234,367^th in the world and 6^th in United Nations and Planets for Most Secular, with 8.2 Atheism Rate.