The Reckless Foolies of Earth-Two is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jahn with an even hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.544 billion Onlies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Defense, and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Old Toy Shop. The average income tax rate is 52.0%.

The powerhouse Earth-Two economy, worth 340 trillion Federation Credits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,106 Federation Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The "Rump Diet" is all the rage, street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner, Earth-Two novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Jahn, and sanitary products are sold in brown paper at hairdressers' salons. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive. Earth-Two's national animal is the Grup, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Earth-Two is ranked 263,833^rd in the world and 168^th in United Earth Space Probe Agency for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -268.73 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.