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Most Primitive: 778thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,947thHighest Crime Rates: 2,786th
The Reckless Foolies of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Nyah na nyah, nyah na nyah, nyah na nyah, nyah na nyah.
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Earth-Two

Population6.544 billion

CapitalThe Old Toy Shop
LeaderJahn

CurrencyFederation Credit
AnimalGrup

The Reckless Foolies of Earth-Two is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jahn with an even hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.544 billion Onlies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Defense, and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Old Toy Shop. The average income tax rate is 52.0%.

The powerhouse Earth-Two economy, worth 340 trillion Federation Credits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,106 Federation Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The "Rump Diet" is all the rage, street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner, Earth-Two novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Jahn, and sanitary products are sold in brown paper at hairdressers' salons. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive. Earth-Two's national animal is the Grup, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Earth-Two is ranked 263,833rd in the world and 168th in United Earth Space Probe Agency for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -268.73 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Primitive: 778thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,947thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 2,786thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,991stMost Avoided: 6,574thRudest Citizens: 7,641stMost Rebellious Youth: 8,715thMost Devout: 10,905thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,278thLargest Black Market: 12,977thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 20,432ndMost Stationary: 23,310th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 12th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionMost Average: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Earth-Two was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Earth-Two, sanitary products are sold in brown paper at hairdressers' salons.
  • : Following new legislation in Earth-Two, Earth-Two novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Jahn.
  • : Following new legislation in Earth-Two, street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner.
  • : Earth-Two was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Earth-Two, the "Rump Diet" is all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in Earth-Two, God took rock and roll from you, took rock and roll from everyone.
  • : Earth-Two was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Earth-Two, Jahn has a wardrobe full of fake designer suits.
  • : Earth-Two was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.

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