The Maple Kingdom of Eareamland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Maple XXVII with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.438 billion Eareamians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sëraiem. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Eareamian economy, worth 436 trillion Oëms a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,253 Oëms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hundreds of sailors ride the good ship Queen Maple XXVII day after day, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, and the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eareamland's national animal is the kerbal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mapleism.

Eareamland is ranked 250,462^nd in the world and 183^rd in Caer Sidi for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -76.76 on the Hayek Index.