by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,181st Best Weather: 10,020th Most Pacifist: 12,601st
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We decide whether the future happens, and what happens
Vanguard-rail of Recruitment and Revolution
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population2.349 billion

CapitalGrand Twigletania
LeaderWillow Von Guinea

AnimalGuinea Pig

The Kingdom of Eaglenest is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Willow Von Guinea with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 2.349 billion Eaglenestians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Twigletania. The average income tax rate is 62.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Eaglenestian economy, worth 183 trillion Guineas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,083 Guineas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military pistols are more secure than the national treasury, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eaglenest's national animal is the Guinea Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eaglenest is ranked 14,796th in the world and 3rd in The united nations of liberalia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,326.68 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,181stBest Weather: 10,020thMost Pacifist: 12,601stMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,744thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,761stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,084thNicest Citizens: 14,240thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,796th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Klorgia1, Russia Land, Grandadistan, Adenaline, and Rebels and Saints.

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