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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,292ndHighest Crime Rates: 2,833rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,095th
The Republic of
Right-wing Utopia
Capitalism
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Some

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Eagle Fiefdom

Population247 million

Currency1musd
Animalcapitalist

The Republic of Eagle Fiefdom is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its daily referendums, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 247 million Eagle Fiefdomians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The all-consuming Eagle Fiefdomian economy, worth 19.8 trillion 1musds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 80,039 1musds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 344,719 per year while the poor average 11,857, a ratio of 29.1 to 1.

Classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, and wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Eagle Fiefdom's national animal is the capitalist, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eagle Fiefdom is ranked 4,751st in the world and 8th in Caer Sidi for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 10,680.82 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,292ndTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 2,833rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,095thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,235thFattest Citizens: 3,983rdMost Avoided: 4,056thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,751stMost Armed: 11,981stHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,886thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 14,269thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,804thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,804thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,250thMost Primitive: 23,430thMost Conservative: 24,240thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 26,380th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Conservative: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eagle Fiefdom, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code.
  • : Following new legislation in Eagle Fiefdom, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
  • : Following new legislation in Eagle Fiefdom, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts.
  • : Following new legislation in Eagle Fiefdom, classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children.
  • : Following new legislation in Eagle Fiefdom, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**.
  • : Following new legislation in Eagle Fiefdom, the government is eagerly awaiting a multi-million 1musd payment from a deposed Smalltopian monarch.
  • : Following new legislation in Eagle Fiefdom, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets.
  • : Following new legislation in Eagle Fiefdom, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs.
  • : Following new legislation in Eagle Fiefdom, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Eagle Fiefdom, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual.

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