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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22ndRudest Citizens: 35thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 41st
The Corporate Imperium of
Capitalist Paradise
Inefficiency is evil.
Eetrab the Unspoken
Influence
Dominator
Founder / For the PROFIT
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Dyzistrolux

Population17.939 billion

CapitalVæbauron Prime
LeaderEetrab the Unspoken
FaithCorporatism

CurrencyHopes and Dreams of Everyday People
AnimalThe The

The Corporate Imperium of Dyzistrolux is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Eetrab the Unspoken with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 17.939 billion Idiots are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Væbauron Prime. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Idiotic economy, worth a remarkable 9,890 trillion Hopes and Dreams of Everyday Peoples a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 551,324 Hopes and Dreams of Everyday Peoples, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,163,823 per year while the poor average 4,961, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.

Older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, the national defense strategy is a little floppy, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, and the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dyzistrolux's national animal is the The The, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Corporatism.

Dyzistrolux is ranked 36,424th in the world and 2nd in Eetrador for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 4.14 Bank.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22ndRudest Citizens: 35thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 41stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 50thMost Armed: 53rdFattest Citizens: 55thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 56thLargest Gambling Industry: 60thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 62ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 75thHighest Disposable Incomes: 77thHighest Crime Rates: 82ndMost Avoided: 91stLargest Retail Industry: 149thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 184thHighest Average Incomes: 198thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 208thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 228thMost Corrupt Governments: 233rdLargest Insurance Industry: 258thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 269thMost Efficient Economies: 274thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 345thMost Secular: 346thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 362ndLargest Mining Sector: 363rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 377thMost Rebellious Youth: 445thHighest Economic Output: 470thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 650thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 775thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 815thLargest Agricultural Sector: 892ndMost Pro-Market: 1,790thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,174thTop
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Most Stationary: 3,895thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,016thLargest Populations: 9,092ndLargest Black Market: 9,492ndSmartest Citizens: 10,084thMost Influential: 10,205thLargest Governments: 10,822ndTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 11,705thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,072ndHighest Drug Use: 17,356thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,124th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, the national defense strategy is a little floppy.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, Eetrab the Unspoken is rumored to have teleportation powers.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, it is rumoured that Eetrab the Unspoken uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em".
  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, woodcutter axes are cited as the most common cause of death amongst The Thes.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, coalition governments are essential to passing new laws.

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