The Drakon Monarchy of Dyste is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Tyroth Blackfang Dyste with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.826 billion Dystans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Social Policy, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valitora. The average income tax rate is 58.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Dystan economy, worth 791 trillion Dystan Silver Pieces a year, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,992 Dystan Silver Pieces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dyste's national animal is the Wind Drake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of Bahamut.

Dyste is ranked 22,757^th in the world and 2^nd in Mystria for Most Primitive, scoring 57.29 on the Scary Big Number Scale.