The Republic of Dyslimbia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.858 billion Dyslimbians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The thriving Dyslimbian economy, worth a remarkable 2,098 trillion zyprexas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 111,296 zyprexas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, hackers post hourly updates on international summits, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dyslimbia's national animal is the dysphoric, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dyslimbia is ranked 151,058^th in the world and 8^th in Autism Spectrum for Highest Drug Use, scoring 55.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.