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Largest Welfare Programs: 999th Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,762nd Most Pacifist: 1,940th
The Republic of
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Dyslimbia

Population13.868 billion

Currencyzyprexa
Animaldysphoric

The Republic of Dyslimbia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.868 billion Dyslimbians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Social Policy. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The strong Dyslimbian economy, worth a remarkable 1,296 trillion zyprexas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Cheese Exports. Average income is 93,522 zyprexas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, school uniforms are compulsory, and films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dyslimbia's national animal is the dysphoric, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dyslimbia is ranked 153,579th in the world and 10th in Autism Spectrum for Most Devout, with 4.76 Prayers Per Hour.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 999thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,762ndMost Pacifist: 1,940thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,964thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,305thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,348thNicest Citizens: 2,355thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,710thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,747thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,346thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,463rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,477thSafest: 3,770thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,230thMost Inclusive: 5,005thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,648thSmartest Citizens: 5,827thHealthiest Citizens: 6,070thMost Cultured: 6,238thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,362ndLargest Governments: 6,384thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,491stLowest Crime Rates: 6,828thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,924thBest Weather: 7,928thTop
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Most Politically Free: 10,004thHighest Economic Output: 10,787thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,372ndLargest Populations: 12,717thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,337thMost Secular: 15,135thMost Stationary: 16,724th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dyslimbia's influence in Autism Spectrum rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Dyslimbia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyslimbia, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyslimbia, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyslimbia, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
  • : Dyslimbia's influence in Autism Spectrum fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".
  • : Dyslimbia's influence in Autism Spectrum rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Dyslimbia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyslimbia, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work.
  • : Dyslimbia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.

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