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Largest Welfare Programs: 735thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,379thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,682nd
The Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
There ain't no sanity clause
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Dyslimbia

Population18.858 billion

Currencyzyprexa
Animaldysphoric

The Republic of Dyslimbia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.858 billion Dyslimbians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The thriving Dyslimbian economy, worth a remarkable 2,098 trillion zyprexas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 111,296 zyprexas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, hackers post hourly updates on international summits, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dyslimbia's national animal is the dysphoric, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dyslimbia is ranked 151,058th in the world and 8th in Autism Spectrum for Highest Drug Use, scoring 55.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 735thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,379thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,682ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,708thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,718thMost Pacifist: 1,925thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,460thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,565thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 2,676thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,014thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,026thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,070thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,098thSafest: 3,694thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,338thHealthiest Citizens: 5,096thMost Inclusive: 5,265thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,283rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,292ndSmartest Citizens: 5,544thHighest Food Quality: 5,615thLargest Governments: 5,692ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,718thMost Cultured: 5,842ndBest Weather: 5,885thLowest Crime Rates: 6,106thHighest Economic Output: 8,980thLargest Populations: 12,897thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 13,430thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,886thMost Secular: 15,214thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,513thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,052ndMost Subsidized Industry: 22,536thMost Income Equality: 22,716thMost Developed: 23,046thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,267th
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Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dyslimbia, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyslimbia, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • : Dyslimbia was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Dyslimbia, hackers post hourly updates on international summits.
  • : Dyslimbia's influence in Autism Spectrum rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Following new legislation in Dyslimbia, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyslimbia, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • : Dyslimbia's influence in Autism Spectrum rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Dyslimbia's influence in Autism Spectrum rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Dyslimbia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.

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