The Most Serene Republic of Dyrrhonian Isles is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.291 billion Dyrrhonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order and Defense are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 15.1%.

The strong Dyrrhonian economy, worth 113 trillion golds a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 49,688 golds, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Genetic researchers have been expelled, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, graffiti graces every city's streets, and Dyrrhonian Isles recently decided against having a capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Dyrrhonian Isles's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dyrrhonian Isles is ranked 220,108^th in the world and 177^th in Atlantian Oceania for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 529.5 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.