The Federal Republic of Dyrenell is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President A with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-working, devout population of 1.283 billion Dyrenellians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hebi. The average income tax rate is 26.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Dyrenellian economy, worth 135 trillion Dyrenellian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 105,536 Dyrenellian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Many working fathers have never seen their children, the police double as repo men, economists claim no news is good news, and fast food restaurants everywhere are under the control of a gigantic government corporation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dyrenell's national animal is the Serpent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Dyrenell is ranked 7,674^th in the world and 366^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 56.1 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.