The Auric Archon of Dyr Nasad VII is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 20.689 billion Dyr Nasad VIIians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Defense and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.4%.

The thriving Dyr Nasad VIIian economy, worth 882 trillion aureuses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 42,675 aureuses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 168,436 per year while the poor average 7,324, a ratio of 23.0 to 1.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Dyr Nasad VII's national animal is the wyrm, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dyr Nasad VII is ranked 180,667^th in the world and 7^th in Global Right Alliance for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring zero on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.