by Max Barry

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Most Devout: 5,471st Most Rebellious Youth: 10,102nd Most Cheerful Citizens: 10,552nd
The Semi-Autonomous Region of
Left-Leaning College State
A Semi-Autonomous Mattalanian Region
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Population3.159 billion

CapitalVatican City
LeaderHigh Priest Francis Benedict VI

CurrencyMattalanian Dollar
AnimalDymistion Swan

The Semi-Autonomous Region of Dymistas is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by High Priest Francis Benedict VI with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 3.159 billion Dymistasians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vatican City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.6%.

The all-consuming Dymistasian economy, worth 199 trillion Mattalanian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 63,180 Mattalanian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

The year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals", punitive tariffs protect local industry, brazen mayors claim official expenses to pay for their drug habits, and old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore. Crime is totally unknown. Dymistas's national animal is the Dymistion Swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Mattalanity.

Dymistas is ranked 152,967th in the world and 10th in Union of Shoddy Subaverage Republics for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -33.36 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Devout: 5,471stTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 10,102ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,552ndNicest Citizens: 16,457th
Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the region

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