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Most Valuable International Artwork: 849thMost Pacifist: 2,864thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,819th
The Avocado Embassy Assassin of
Democratic Socialists
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Dyllonia Avocado
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Dyllonia

Population5.321 billion

CapitalZizou City
LeaderDyllonia Avocado
FaithZizisim

CurrencyKingSteak
AnimalGuac Hawk

The Avocado Embassy Assassin of Dyllonia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Dyllonia Avocado with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.321 billion Dyllonics are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zizou City. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dyllonic economy, worth 765 trillion KingSteaks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 143,807 KingSteaks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organ donation is compulsory, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dyllonia's national animal is the Guac Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Zizisim.

Dyllonia is ranked 78,742nd in the world and 229th in The Black Hawks for Most Authoritarian, with 774.95 milliStalins.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 849thTop
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Most Pacifist: 2,864thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,819thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,211thMost Inclusive: 4,509thNicest Citizens: 4,795thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,406thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,858thLowest Crime Rates: 6,978thMost Cultured: 7,494thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,697thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,736thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,040thLargest Governments: 8,512thHealthiest Citizens: 8,659thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,012thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,080thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,682ndMost Developed: 9,723rdSafest: 10,241stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,539thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,618thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,846thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 13,489thHighest Average Incomes: 14,956thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,091stMost Beautiful Environments: 15,181stMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,363rdMost Subsidized Industry: 15,474thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,632ndMost Income Equality: 16,143rdMost Efficient Economies: 18,919thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,406thBest Weather: 20,554thMost Influential: 21,630th
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Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionTop
5%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Developed: 16th in the regionSafest: 16th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 20th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionLargest Governments: 24th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 27th in the regionMost Income Equality: 27th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 31st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 37th in the regionMost Stationary: 41st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dyllonia, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
  • : Dyllonia changed its national leader to "Dyllonia Avocado".
  • : Following new legislation in Dyllonia, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Dyllonia created a custom banner.
  • : Dyllonia changed its national leader to "Spider King".
  • : Following new legislation in Dyllonia, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
  • : Dyllonia lodged a message on the The Black Hawks Regional Message Board.
  • : Dyllonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyllonia, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Dyllonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.

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