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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,030thMost Pacifist: 3,839thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,493rd
The Avocado Loving Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
🥑 I'm a little guacward 🥑
Dyllon Avocado
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Dyllonia

Population5.073 billion

CapitalDyllongrad
LeaderDyllon Avocado
FaithThe Holy Guacamole

CurrencyAvocado
AnimalGuac Hawk

The Avocado Loving Republic of Dyllonia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Dyllon Avocado with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 5.073 billion Dyllonics have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dyllongrad. The average income tax rate is 87.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dyllonic economy, worth 713 trillion Avocados a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,687 Avocados, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, conspiracy theorists allege Dyllongrad's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, and the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dyllonia's national animal is the Guac Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Holy Guacamole.

Dyllonia is ranked 9,957th in the world and 7th in The Black Hawks for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,745.94 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,030thTop
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Most Pacifist: 3,839thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,493rdMost Inclusive: 4,584thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,191stNicest Citizens: 5,958thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,677thLowest Crime Rates: 7,872ndMost Cultured: 8,674thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,317thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,642ndLargest Governments: 9,762ndLargest Welfare Programs: 9,957thTop
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Safest: 10,477thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,519thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,567thMost Developed: 10,827thHealthiest Citizens: 11,388thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,978thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,093rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,204thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,432ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,962ndHighest Poor Incomes: 14,974thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,104thSmartest Citizens: 15,372ndHighest Average Incomes: 15,683rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,832ndMost Advanced Public Education: 16,519thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,589thMost Efficient Economies: 17,330thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,113th
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Most Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 12th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 17th in the regionMost Developed: 19th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 22nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Influential: 25th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 27th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 27th in the regionMost Average: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 31st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 35th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 39th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 42nd in the regionMost Stationary: 43rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 46th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 48th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 48th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 49th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 50th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dyllonia, the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyllonia, conspiracy theorists allege Dyllongrad's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols.
  • : Dyllonia lodged a message on the The Black Hawks Regional Message Board.
  • : Dyllonia lodged a message on the The Black Hawks Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyllonia, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyllonia, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyllonia, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyllonia, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyllonia, military funding has been stripped back.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyllonia, Dyllon Avocado is famed for giving great back rubs.

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