The Happy Place of Dyllon Avocado is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Council of DAX with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, disturbing lack of elderly people, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate population of 1.953 billion Cadoes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avocado Tree. The average income tax rate is 38.4%.

The strong Guacward economy, worth 136 trillion KingSteaks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 69,720 KingSteaks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, Guacward politicians are often described as having more style than substance, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dyllon Avocado's national animal is the Avosaurusdyllious, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dyllon Avocado is ranked 71,146^th in the world and 47^th in Guacamole Isles for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 1.02 Bank.