The Avocado Loving Republic of Dyllon Avocado is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Council of DAX with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 1.06 billion Cadoes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avocado Tree. The average income tax rate is 30.1%.

The strong Guacward economy, worth 62.8 trillion KingSteaks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,220 KingSteaks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, protests are illegal, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dyllon Avocado's national animal is the Avosaurusdyllious, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Dyllon Avocado is ranked 80,090^th in the world and 4^th in Guacamole Isles for Highest Poor Incomes, with 27,032.46 Standard Monetary Units.