The Republic of Dylanana is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 2.697 billion Dylananans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dylanana DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Dylananan economy, worth 470 trillion Jakes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 174,395 Jakes, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', skateparks can be found in every city, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, and customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dylanana's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic.

Dylanana is ranked 161,397^th in the world and 8,804^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 39.73 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.