by Max Barry

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 8,416thMost Conservative: 10,071stMost Devout: 14,474th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Heavens be our Light
Civil Rights
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Political Freedom

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Population784 million



The Empire of Dyatosia is a huge, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, triple-decker prams, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 784 million Dyatosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 44.4%.

The strong Dyatosian economy, worth 38.5 trillion Bezants a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 49,087 Bezants, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, and chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dyatosia's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dyatosia is ranked 163,720th in the world and 2nd in The Stronghold Collective for Most Stationary, with 38.18034362012 Days.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 8,416thMost Conservative: 10,071stTop
Most Devout: 14,474thMost Authoritarian: 15,909thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,380th

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