The Constitutional Monarchy of Dwarf Land4 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Lilliana Olivia Feylani with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.681 billion Lirana have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lutrillia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Lirana economy, worth 419 trillion Kalroes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,865 Kalroes, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, Arms Manufacturing facilities are being turned into SharkPuppy habitats, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government, and public toilets are famed for their rear entries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dwarf Land4's national animal is the SharkPuppy, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism and Lirana Judaeism.

Dwarf Land4 is ranked 19,680^th in the world and 41^st in The Hole To Hide In for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,615.32 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.