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Most Conservative: 1,623rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 8,488thMost Authoritarian: 8,983rd
The Oppressed Peoples of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Peace and Justice
Tomas Lovekost
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Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Dvbncggf

Population2.998 billion

CapitalShanghai
LeaderTomas Lovekost
FaithEmpty Gods

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Animalcrocodile

The Oppressed Peoples of Dvbncggf is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Tomas Lovekost with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.998 billion Dvbncggfians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shanghai. The average income tax rate is 69.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Dvbncggfian economy, worth 160 trillion guilders a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 53,670 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending is on the increase, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, people say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour, and drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dvbncggf's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Empty Gods.

Dvbncggf is ranked 229,206th in the world and 327th in Oneid for Most Beautiful Environments, with 76.24 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Most Conservative: 1,623rdTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 8,488thMost Authoritarian: 8,983rdTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,274thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,537th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionMost Stationary: 14th in the regionMost Conservative: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Governments: 27th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 32nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dvbncggf was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Dvbncggf, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".
  • : Following new legislation in Dvbncggf, people say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour.
  • : Following new legislation in Dvbncggf, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Dvbncggf, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Dvbncggf, people spend a lot on hair and nails.
  • : Dvbncggf changed its national capital to "Shanghai", its faith to "Empty Gods", and its leader to "Tomas Lovekost".
  • : Dvbncggf was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Dvbncggf, scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls.
  • : Following new legislation in Dvbncggf, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery.

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