Population | 41.072 billion |
Capital | Dairghazbury |
Leader | Aelir Avoldran Dehn am Nevian |
Faith | Dalaenism |
Currency | Kael |
Animal | Valkyrie |
The GUARDIAN MUNCHING VINNIES of DUXBURIAN UNION is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Aelir Avoldran Dehn am Nevian with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 41.072 billion Duxburians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dairghazbury. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Duxburian economy, worth an astonishing 15,190 trillion Kaels a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 369,851 Kaels, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,933,051 per year while the poor average 38,027, a ratio of 50.8 to 1.
A paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, Aelir Avoldran Dehn am Nevian's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, and political spontaneity takes a lot of planning. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. DUXBURIAN UNION's national animal is the Valkyrie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dalaenism.
DUXBURIAN UNION is ranked 279,480th in the world and 39th in European Union for Most Income Equality, scoring 1.97 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : DUXBURIAN UNION was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 5% for Most Zombified.
- : DUXBURIAN UNION was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The United Empire of The Great Federal Empire A, infecting 80 million survivors.
- : DUXBURIAN UNION was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The United Empire of The Great Federal Empire A, infecting 102 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : DUXBURIAN UNION was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Survivors and the Top 5% for Most Dead.
- : The United Duchies of Brum Brum was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from DUXBURIAN UNION, infecting 499 million survivors.
- : The United Duchies of Brum Brum was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from DUXBURIAN UNION, infecting 343 million survivors.
- : Following new legislation in DUXBURIAN UNION, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning.
- : Following new legislation in DUXBURIAN UNION, Aelir Avoldran Dehn am Nevian's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
- : Following new legislation in DUXBURIAN UNION, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
- : Following new legislation in DUXBURIAN UNION, a paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations.