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Nudest: 2,459th Most Primitive: 2,991st Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,832nd
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Dutha Gropi

Population890 million

CapitalWragoskhan

Currencylertreh
Animalwolf

The Grand Duchy of Dutha Gropi is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, frequent executions, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 890 million Gropikar are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wragoskhan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.3%.

The powerhouse Gropik economy, worth 92.0 trillion lertrehs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 103,321 lertrehs, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Official medical guidelines insist that childbirth is 'almost totally painless', assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children, and it's scientifically provable that Gropik guys don't know how to make a woman happy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dutha Gropi's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dutha Gropi is ranked 141,913th in the world and 8th in United Fascist Federation for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -5.48 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Nudest: 2,459thMost Primitive: 2,991stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,832ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,349thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,192ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,724thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,154thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,885thMost Avoided: 6,972ndMost Corrupt Governments: 7,093rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,372ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 11,291stMost Authoritarian: 14,089thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,531stMost Ignorant Citizens: 14,893rd
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dutha Gropi's influence in United Fascist Federation rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • : Dutha Gropi's influence in United Fascist Federation rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : Dutha Gropi's influence in United Fascist Federation fell from "Diplomat" to "Envoy".
  • : Dutha Gropi's influence in United Fascist Federation rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Diplomat".
  • : Dutha Gropi's influence in United Fascist Federation rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Dutha Gropi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest and the Top 10% for Most Authoritarian and Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Dutha Gropi, it's scientifically provable that Gropik guys don't know how to make a woman happy.
  • : Following new legislation in Dutha Gropi, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children.
  • : Following new legislation in Dutha Gropi, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export.
  • : Following new legislation in Dutha Gropi, official medical guidelines insist that childbirth is 'almost totally painless'.

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