The Mystical Isles of Dutchyland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dutchy with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.608 billion Dutchylandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutchopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Dutchylandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,705 trillion Dutchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 322,145 Dutchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, the nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dutchyland's national animal is the Dutchay, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dutchyland was endorsed by The Why Am I Here of Praeceps.
- : Dutchyland was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Mtzkekizustania.
- : Dutchyland was endorsed by The Federation of Newrun.
- : Dutchyland was endorsed by The Commonwealth of The Serdey Islands.
- : Dutchyland was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Amauri.
- : Dutchyland was endorsed by The Borderlands of Ethereal Expanse.
- : Dutchyland endorsed The Minister of Communications of El Fiji Grande.
- : Dutchyland was endorsed by The Community of Kuda1.
- : Dutchyland was endorsed by The Enomasi Saederix Imperias of Great Solordia.
- : Dutchyland was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Shyanne.
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