The Mystical Isles of Dutchyland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Dutchy with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.708 billion Dutchylandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutchopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Dutchylandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,359 trillion Dutchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 318,024 Dutchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Dutchyland as a reminder of their "special relationship", airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, and the government spends millions of Dutchers every year prosecuting spammers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dutchyland's national animal is the Dutchay, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dutchyland was endorsed by The Enlightened State of Sundred.
- : Dutchyland was endorsed by The Stunning Superiority of Sosash.
- : Dutchyland was endorsed by The Kingdom of The king of sloths.
- : Dutchyland was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Northern Glory.
- : Dutchyland was endorsed by The Federation of Ethnon.
- : Dutchyland was endorsed by The Empire of Prince Aiko.
- : Dutchyland was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Jest Xerces.
- : Dutchyland was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Violent Mob.
- : Dutchyland was endorsed by The Unholy Red Socialissimo of The South Falls.
- : Dutchyland was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Krujan.
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