The Mystical Isles of Dutchyland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dutchy with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.077 billion Dutchylandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutchopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dutchylandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,793 trillion Dutchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 314,126 Dutchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Dutchylandian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, self-driving cars are unpopular due to suspicion that they murder their passengers, and unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dutchyland's national animal is the Dutchay, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dutchyland is ranked 35^th in the world and 4^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 235.45 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.