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The Mystical Isles of
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Population14.231 billion



The Mystical Isles of Dutchyland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Dutchy with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.231 billion Dutchylandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutchopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dutchylandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,559 trillion Dutchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 320,366 Dutchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, and 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dutchyland's national animal is the Dutchay, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dutchyland is ranked 152,926th in the world and 7,673rd in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -60.62 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Safest: 28thLargest Welfare Programs: 31stMost Developed: 33rdMost Pacifist: 35thHighest Average Tax Rates: 36thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 45thMost Advanced Public Education: 47thLongest Average Lifespans: 50thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 51stMost Advanced Public Transport: 51stMost Compassionate Citizens: 66thLargest Governments: 69thLeast Corrupt Governments: 70thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 72ndMost Beautiful Environments: 77thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 81stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 84thNicest Citizens: 89thHealthiest Citizens: 93rdLowest Crime Rates: 97thSmartest Citizens: 119thMost Cultured: 131stMost Inclusive: 150thMost Subsidized Industry: 153rdBest Weather: 159thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 181stHighest Poor Incomes: 182ndMost Influential: 367thMost Efficient Economies: 430thMost Cheerful Citizens: 626thLargest Publishing Industry: 646thMost Secular: 690thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 694thHighest Average Incomes: 1,123rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,267thHighest Economic Output: 1,461stTop
Most Stationary: 4,681stMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,436thMost Income Equality: 7,136thTop
Largest Populations: 8,911thMost Politically Free: 9,528thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,805th
Largest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 30th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Secular: 37th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 39th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 42nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 45th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 106th in the regionMost Stationary: 114th in the regionLargest Populations: 120th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 133rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 288th in the regionMost Politically Free: 314th in the regionMost Income Equality: 373rd in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 567th in the region

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