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Most Developed: 18th Largest Welfare Programs: 30th Safest: 32nd
The Mystical Isles of
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The Mystical Isles of Dutchyland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Dutchy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.748 billion Dutchylandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutchopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dutchylandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,011 trillion Dutchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 314,697 Dutchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, and serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dutchyland's national animal is the Dutchay, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dutchyland is ranked 131st in the world and 14th in The North Pacific for Best Weather, with 1,244 Meters Of Sunlight.

Most Developed: 18thLargest Welfare Programs: 30thSafest: 32ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 33rdLongest Average Lifespans: 33rdMost Pacifist: 34thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 38thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 41stMost Advanced Public Education: 41stLeast Corrupt Governments: 52ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 53rdLargest Governments: 55thMost Compassionate Citizens: 61stMost Beautiful Environments: 62ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 69thHealthiest Citizens: 78thNicest Citizens: 79thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 80thMost Inclusive: 80thLowest Crime Rates: 83rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 86thSmartest Citizens: 105thMost Cultured: 115thBest Weather: 131stMost Subsidized Industry: 148thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 154thHighest Poor Incomes: 169thMost Influential: 307thMost Efficient Economies: 441stMost Cheerful Citizens: 626thLargest Publishing Industry: 680thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 836thMost Secular: 840thHighest Average Incomes: 1,097thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,354thHighest Economic Output: 1,631stTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,892ndMost Stationary: 5,351stTop
Largest Populations: 9,558thMost Income Equality: 10,679thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,610th
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 31st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 34th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 45th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 48th in the regionMost Secular: 50th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 87th in the regionMost Influential: 96th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 130th in the regionLargest Populations: 131st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 138th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 606th in the regionMost Income Equality: 714th in the region

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