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Largest Welfare Programs: 37thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 40thMost Advanced Public Transport: 48th
The Mystical Isles of
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Population22.421 billion



The Mystical Isles of Dutchyland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dutchy with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.421 billion Dutchylandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutchopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dutchylandian economy, worth a remarkable 7,492 trillion Dutchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 334,160 Dutchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Dutchay Dung" has been declared a national treasure, and the treehouse in Dutchay Park is the tallest building in Dutchyland. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dutchyland's national animal is the Dutchay, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dutchyland is ranked 229th in the world and 11th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 354.71 quips per hour.

Largest Welfare Programs: 37thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 40thMost Advanced Public Transport: 48thSafest: 58thMost Advanced Public Education: 64thMost Pacifist: 72ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 79thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 81stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 88thLeast Corrupt Governments: 95thMost Developed: 96thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 104thMost Beautiful Environments: 109thLongest Average Lifespans: 109thLargest Governments: 118thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 121stHealthiest Citizens: 130thMost Compassionate Citizens: 136thNicest Citizens: 156thLowest Crime Rates: 161stBest Weather: 167thMost Cultured: 224thHighest Food Quality: 224thSmartest Citizens: 229thMost Subsidized Industry: 365thMost Inclusive: 386thMost Cheerful Citizens: 527thHighest Poor Incomes: 544thMost Secular: 583rdMost Efficient Economies: 605thLargest Publishing Industry: 719thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,044thHighest Economic Output: 1,153rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,180thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,495thHighest Average Incomes: 1,684thMost Influential: 2,003rdTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 6,281stLargest Populations: 7,125thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,660thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,996thTop
Most Income Equality: 25,072nd
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionMost Inclusive: 20th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Secular: 29th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 29th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 31st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 39th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 51st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 79th in the regionLargest Populations: 83rd in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 429th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 435th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 459th in the regionMost Influential: 628th in the regionNudest: 677th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 711th in the regionMost Patriotic: 1,324th in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,330th in the region

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