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Most Developed: 32nd Safest: 32nd Most Pacifist: 34th
The Mystical Isles of
Left-wing Utopia
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Population14.608 billion



The Mystical Isles of Dutchyland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dutchy with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.608 billion Dutchylandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutchopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dutchylandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,705 trillion Dutchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 322,145 Dutchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, the nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dutchyland's national animal is the Dutchay, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dutchyland is ranked 72nd in the world and 5th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 98.93 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Developed: 32ndSafest: 32ndMost Pacifist: 34thLargest Welfare Programs: 36thHighest Average Tax Rates: 39thLongest Average Lifespans: 49thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 49thMost Advanced Public Education: 50thMost Advanced Public Transport: 54thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 55thMost Compassionate Citizens: 70thLargest Governments: 71stLeast Corrupt Governments: 72ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 72ndMost Beautiful Environments: 75thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 84thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 85thHealthiest Citizens: 93rdNicest Citizens: 93rdLowest Crime Rates: 102ndSmartest Citizens: 124thMost Cultured: 136thMost Subsidized Industry: 142ndBest Weather: 145thMost Inclusive: 160thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 174thHighest Poor Incomes: 231stMost Influential: 397thMost Efficient Economies: 416thMost Cheerful Citizens: 565thLargest Publishing Industry: 662ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 681stMost Secular: 713thHighest Average Incomes: 1,134thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,171stHighest Economic Output: 1,423rdTop
Most Stationary: 4,594thTop
Largest Populations: 8,829thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,860thMost Income Equality: 11,718thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,917th
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29th in the regionMost Secular: 34th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 38th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 40th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 47th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 112th in the regionMost Stationary: 114th in the regionLargest Populations: 119th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 128th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 486th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 558th in the regionMost Income Equality: 632nd in the region

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