The Mystical Isles of Dutchyland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Dutchy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.57 billion Dutchylandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutchopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dutchylandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,449 trillion Dutchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 329,562 Dutchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Relationships often break down when doctors tell couples they are genetically incompatible, tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, the Dutchylandian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, and the standard police uniform now comes with several colours of belt. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dutchyland's national animal is the Dutchay, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dutchyland is ranked 210,564^th in the world and 8,543^rd in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.34 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.