The Mystical Isles of Dutchyland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dutchy with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.302 billion Dutchylandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutchopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Dutchylandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,230 trillion Dutchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 318,051 Dutchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Dutchy's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, and Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Dutchyland as a reminder of their "special relationship". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dutchyland's national animal is the Dutchay, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dutchyland was endorsed by The Community of Siegsylvania.
- : Dutchyland was endorsed by The Intrepid Invidious Republic of Empy.
- : Dutchyland was endorsed by The Republic of Damp Nation.
- : Dutchyland was endorsed by The Empire of Riverwinde.
- : Dutchyland was endorsed by The Christian Socialist State of Gospel Power.
- : Dutchyland was endorsed by The Free Land of RE0.
- : Dutchyland was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Govornia.
- : Dutchyland was endorsed by The Medicine Cabinet of THX1138.
- : Dutchyland was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Halcyon Nova.
- : Dutchyland endorsed The Armed Republic of Wahington.
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