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Most Developed: 16th Longest Average Lifespans: 29th Largest Welfare Programs: 31st
The Mystical Isles of
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The Mystical Isles of Dutchyland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dutchy with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.077 billion Dutchylandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutchopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dutchylandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,793 trillion Dutchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 314,126 Dutchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Dutchylandian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, self-driving cars are unpopular due to suspicion that they murder their passengers, and unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dutchyland's national animal is the Dutchay, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dutchyland is ranked 35th in the world and 4th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 235.45 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most Developed: 16thLongest Average Lifespans: 29thLargest Welfare Programs: 31stMost Pacifist: 35thSafest: 35thHighest Average Tax Rates: 35thMost Advanced Public Education: 39thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 40thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 41stMost Inclusive: 51stMost Compassionate Citizens: 53rdLargest Governments: 54thMost Advanced Public Transport: 57thMost Beautiful Environments: 60thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 66thLeast Corrupt Governments: 71stHealthiest Citizens: 78thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 80thNicest Citizens: 80thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 85thLowest Crime Rates: 86thHighest Poor Incomes: 93rdMost Secular: 96thSmartest Citizens: 98thMost Cultured: 107thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 125thBest Weather: 128thMost Subsidized Industry: 128thMost Influential: 322ndMost Efficient Economies: 429thMost Cheerful Citizens: 626thLargest Publishing Industry: 638thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 845thHighest Average Incomes: 1,030thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,358thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,637thHighest Economic Output: 1,694thMost Income Equality: 2,145thMost Stationary: 5,651stTop
Largest Populations: 9,826th
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 21st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 26th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 33rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 47th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 49th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 75th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 90th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 106th in the regionMost Income Equality: 131st in the regionLargest Populations: 138th in the regionMost Stationary: 140th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 644th in the region

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