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Most Developed: 27th Largest Welfare Programs: 32nd Safest: 35th
The Mystical Isles of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Population13.708 billion



The Mystical Isles of Dutchyland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Dutchy with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.708 billion Dutchylandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutchopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dutchylandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,359 trillion Dutchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 318,024 Dutchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Dutchyland as a reminder of their "special relationship", airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, and the government spends millions of Dutchers every year prosecuting spammers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dutchyland's national animal is the Dutchay, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dutchyland is ranked 187,208th in the world and 10,254th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -23.44 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Developed: 27thLargest Welfare Programs: 32ndSafest: 35thHighest Average Tax Rates: 36thMost Pacifist: 39thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 40thLongest Average Lifespans: 42ndMost Advanced Public Education: 42ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 43rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 55thMost Compassionate Citizens: 64thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 65thLargest Governments: 66thLeast Corrupt Governments: 68thMost Beautiful Environments: 76thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 79thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 81stNicest Citizens: 88thLowest Crime Rates: 89thHealthiest Citizens: 91stSmartest Citizens: 117thMost Cultured: 130thMost Inclusive: 138thBest Weather: 152ndMost Subsidized Industry: 154thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 171stHighest Poor Incomes: 178thMost Influential: 342ndMost Efficient Economies: 446thMost Cheerful Citizens: 635thLargest Publishing Industry: 690thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 718thMost Secular: 834thHighest Average Incomes: 1,137thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,327thHighest Economic Output: 1,538thTop
Most Stationary: 4,811thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,914thLargest Populations: 9,268thTop
Most Income Equality: 9,755thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,771st
Largest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 31st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 40th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 43rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 43rd in the regionMost Secular: 52nd in the regionMost Influential: 102nd in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 122nd in the regionLargest Populations: 127th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 135th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 301st in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 584th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 691st in the regionMost Politically Free: 940th in the region

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