by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Safest: 33rd Largest Welfare Programs: 34th Most Pacifist: 36th
The Mystical Isles of
Left-wing Utopia
Hey moderators is this motto against the rules too?
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population15.144 billion



The Mystical Isles of Dutchyland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Dutchy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.144 billion Dutchylandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutchopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dutchylandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,876 trillion Dutchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 321,976 Dutchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, and criminals are often a few steps ahead of law enforcement. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dutchyland's national animal is the Dutchay, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dutchyland is ranked 13,617th in the world and 506th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 354,474.55 Standard Monetary Units.

Safest: 33rdLargest Welfare Programs: 34thMost Pacifist: 36thMost Developed: 37thHighest Average Tax Rates: 41stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 44thMost Advanced Public Education: 50thMost Advanced Public Transport: 54thLongest Average Lifespans: 54thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 54thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 71stMost Compassionate Citizens: 76thLargest Governments: 77thLeast Corrupt Governments: 77thMost Beautiful Environments: 80thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 88thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 89thHealthiest Citizens: 96thNicest Citizens: 98thLowest Crime Rates: 106thSmartest Citizens: 139thMost Cultured: 145thBest Weather: 148thMost Subsidized Industry: 149thMost Inclusive: 175thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 189thHighest Poor Incomes: 258thMost Influential: 367thMost Efficient Economies: 415thMost Cheerful Citizens: 557thLargest Publishing Industry: 672ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 709thMost Secular: 789thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,171stHighest Average Incomes: 1,201stHighest Economic Output: 1,394thTop
Most Stationary: 4,483rdTop
Largest Populations: 8,621stMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,877thMost Income Equality: 10,665thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,617th
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29th in the regionMost Secular: 34th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 36th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 38th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 45th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 112th in the regionMost Influential: 112th in the regionLargest Populations: 117th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 165th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 495th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 496th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 506th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 349 » Former English Colony, Yaorozu, Novare Res, Selfgradatude, Renetopia, Elevation, The Teddy, Great Bights Mum, Malvad, New Sekai, Republic of Destiny, Eglise Sainte Eve, Unimaginable Doom, New Lakemba, Wineclaw, Nationalist Peoples Party, Fengate, Necromonia, Ultima Terra, The Army Republic of Prussia, Apetopia, Notyoutopia, Ceretis, Xentherida, Guslantis, Sunto, Frances Francis the First of France, Highton Islands, Corfad, The Isle of Grossmania, SillyString, Kelvaros Prime, Esplandia, Venezuelia, Bothia, Manticore utopia, Walter Jackson, French Bananastan, Bayern-Straubing, Sacrento, Sil Dorsett, Republic of Dixie, Ostrekoj, Avalon, American MapleStory, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, Holy Oranz, Calamazo, The Kyziban Islands, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, and 299 others.Equestrian Commonwealth, Malta Comino Gozo, Halcon siveriano, Siwale, Ice and Tinian, Alice Gardens, The Galactic Triumvirate, Crodaria, Kyrianian, Ainsworth, Panama Coalition, New Chilokver, PlanetPunk, Cloydicia, SORT, Middle Drazzi, Pallaith, Ivalex, Nord Botten, Bonjoura, Beladev, Ilisseia, Kwaj, Stovilium, Holy Marcus Empire, Amerian States, Puczovska, Valenair, General COE, Unsophisticate, ZimRobwe, Shin-Hachioji, Koda-Land, Diodone, Zokk, Aldion, Dadastan Archipelago, Zeternia, Beodarasc, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Choistan, Herzliyya, The Iron Lions, TerranulliuZ, Buckerino, Aezus, Nikhilesh23, Acrabinnia, The Austro Germanic Union, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Territorio di Nessuno, Tredano, Humptalumpta, EvilSweeden, Weehay, Wodan, The The Bierands, Aroa, Victoriaans Nederlands, Azzarel, Chamocha, Pasargad, The Syca, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Wunderstrafanstalt, Agrauron, Mzeusia, Gladio II, Ozstan, Outer Egorniand, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Misthas, Jontopiary, Edwerlantin, Vexilia, Atain, Pleroma Sans Romans, Arimbia, Drasvidania, Markone, Phoronu, Albacria, Lordelles, Felpolandia, Ka Ching, East Supple Lund, Easternryke, Shibutani, Diche Choklate, Q w e r t y, Potatolandium, Sea Ghost, Lower Nubia, Viridiann, Neo-Philadelphia, Soviet Terran, Free Culture, THX1138, Govornia, Riverwinde, Empy, Snoodum, Sakaryata, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Wisconsota, Mahsoobia, New Trisone, Kylesburgh, Spunkland, Blackwood Coast, Suicidistan, United Draconia, The Gamer Party, Gameindustrial Empire, Dovena, Racoda, Eggway, Whereisthatistan, Sanjurika, Babacar, Ethnon, Northern Glory, Abject Ludicrosity, Fizban, The Mace Kingdom, CedieRKing, Hyperbanus, Quranite, The United States of Romania, Alsace and Lorraine United, Moose repupblic, Maott, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Aenglaland, East Darlown Zamatraporia, Lunallian, Jalyort Empire, El Fiji Grande, I am the one who knocks, Octovalis, German Holy Roman Empire, Wilkshire, Arstungry, Misuvelia, Copria, Amestris-Britannia, Aerovea, Bananaaaaa, Democritus, Dar es Saalam, Abrickhouse, Dopeland420, Avemterra, Zeno-sama, Jumany, Yarecir, The Discipled, Tarr-Nation, Papika, Stellaris-Crystaloga, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, Kobagia, Lotion Empire, Rosewood-, Eraver, New Pruessen, The Black Cathedral, Bojacks and Jills, We Are Number One, Dragonar, The Rhein States, The Pantheons, The Most Freedom Ever, Islamic Cali, New Bremerton, Lionia, Torakuen, Kranostav, Tyroshh, Mercandia, Gintu, Shyanne, Great Solordia, Kuda1, Ethereal Expanse, Amauri, The Serdey Islands, Newrun, Mtzkekizustania, Cinnibar, Spartoptia, Zastunia Free State, Nairland, Haram Reich, Gurou, United Kahndaq, Niradans, Ostrinios, Mecca-Switzerland, Timarah, Chifrial, Boltang, Katschekistan, Novum Syndicate, Transyania, Fun time land of Fun, Minsota, Votak Matim, Elysium and Palaven, Yoyomayo, Butcher Bridge, Arzenoa, Oshonia, Magic Genovia, HeartLard, Sinelona, Uganda Knuckles UK, Shadowrik, Sundred, Californian Redwood, Daedric Stellar Empire, Atomic Industry Islands, Adkins Station, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Omnistria, Aurumos, Dreadton, Kasazzastan, Nyenarod, Maovale, Gorlan Ruins, Valhalla123, Machendel, Stat Artha, Cool game nation, Mathtopia, Lemniscata, The Notorious Mad Jack, Democratu, Xagill, Warsaw-Halicz, Yummy Blubber, Federation Terra Australis, Severisen, Guer Aike, Piptaimerfulopia, Helix Labs, Napnomadia, The Windmilluminati, The Realm of Dorne, Sheldanada, Bearical, Kalimora Aire, Algrund, United North American, Ninjak30, Asgardira, Australiland, Skull Utopia, Kanerland, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Zumlandia, Cam Zazi, Ostrolia, Kulgatha, Steraz, Pans Desta, The South Falls, Renzic, Ara Antrizuls, New Eleria, Dercia, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Shinra, Riversedge, INTEGRAL, Hesterin, Paradisia Heavenlonia Stralisian Union, COCONUT-CITY, Tranquillitas Ingenii, Alunya, Joodey, Crown Isles, Draakenberg, Bridgett, The Sinclarian Provinces, The Mike Roctafinserland, Justanistan, Ieprus, The Islands of Tonga, Zemnaya Svoboda, Revolutionary Sealand, Dyrenell, Rionion, and 1 very fast endotarter.

View Forum posts