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Most Developed: 18th Largest Welfare Programs: 31st Safest: 33rd
The Mystical Isles of
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Population13.302 billion



The Mystical Isles of Dutchyland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dutchy with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.302 billion Dutchylandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutchopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dutchylandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,230 trillion Dutchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 318,051 Dutchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dutchy's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, and Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Dutchyland as a reminder of their "special relationship". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dutchyland's national animal is the Dutchay, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dutchyland is ranked 5,773rd in the world and 284th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 476.45 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Developed: 18thLargest Welfare Programs: 31stSafest: 33rdLongest Average Lifespans: 34thHighest Average Tax Rates: 36thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 37thMost Pacifist: 37thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 41stMost Advanced Public Education: 42ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 49thLargest Governments: 61stLeast Corrupt Governments: 62ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 64thMost Compassionate Citizens: 65thMost Beautiful Environments: 67thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 75thNicest Citizens: 83rdLowest Crime Rates: 86thHealthiest Citizens: 87thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 88thMost Inclusive: 105thSmartest Citizens: 111thMost Cultured: 121stBest Weather: 140thMost Subsidized Industry: 152ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 160thHighest Poor Incomes: 172ndMost Influential: 339thMost Efficient Economies: 432ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 634thLargest Publishing Industry: 669thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 750thMost Secular: 860thHighest Average Incomes: 1,113thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,319thHighest Economic Output: 1,566thTop
Most Stationary: 4,916thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,773rdMost Income Equality: 8,959thTop
Largest Populations: 9,317thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,429th
Largest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 31st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 31st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 35th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 43rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 45th in the regionMost Secular: 51st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 109th in the regionMost Stationary: 124th in the regionLargest Populations: 126th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 130th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 284th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 552nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 699th in the regionMost Politically Free: 960th in the region

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