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Most Developed: 20th Longest Average Lifespans: 32nd Largest Welfare Programs: 32nd
The Mystical Isles of
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The Mystical Isles of Dutchyland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dutchy with a fair hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, parental licensing program, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.429 billion Dutchylandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutchopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dutchylandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,910 trillion Dutchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 314,624 Dutchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, the government funds large training centres to turn Dutchays into functioning members of society, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, and rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dutchyland's national animal is the Dutchay, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dutchyland is ranked 15,256th in the world and 574th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 343,928.03 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Developed: 20thLongest Average Lifespans: 32ndLargest Welfare Programs: 32ndSafest: 33rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 35thMost Pacifist: 35thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 40thMost Advanced Public Education: 40thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 40thLeast Corrupt Governments: 49thLargest Governments: 55thMost Compassionate Citizens: 57thMost Advanced Public Transport: 58thMost Beautiful Environments: 62ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 68thMost Inclusive: 70thHealthiest Citizens: 78thNicest Citizens: 78thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 79thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 81stLowest Crime Rates: 84thSmartest Citizens: 100thMost Cultured: 110thMost Secular: 125thBest Weather: 131stMost Subsidized Industry: 138thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 148thHighest Poor Incomes: 158thMost Influential: 286thMost Efficient Economies: 425thMost Cheerful Citizens: 615thLargest Publishing Industry: 651stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 842ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,049thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,338thHighest Economic Output: 1,645thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,771stMost Stationary: 5,482ndTop
Largest Populations: 9,663rdMost Income Equality: 10,117thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,256th
Largest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 20th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 21st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 34th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 34th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 43rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 48th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 82nd in the regionMost Influential: 83rd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 132nd in the regionMost Stationary: 136th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 139th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 574th in the regionMost Income Equality: 606th in the region

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