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Largest Welfare Programs: 32ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 38thSafest: 47th
The Mystical Isles of
Left-wing Utopia
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Population19.57 billion



The Mystical Isles of Dutchyland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Dutchy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.57 billion Dutchylandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutchopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dutchylandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,449 trillion Dutchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 329,562 Dutchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Relationships often break down when doctors tell couples they are genetically incompatible, tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, the Dutchylandian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, and the standard police uniform now comes with several colours of belt. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dutchyland's national animal is the Dutchay, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dutchyland is ranked 210,564th in the world and 8,543rd in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.34 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Largest Welfare Programs: 32ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 38thSafest: 47thMost Advanced Public Transport: 49thMost Advanced Public Education: 53rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 60thMost Pacifist: 61stMost Developed: 67thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 75thLongest Average Lifespans: 81stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 84thLeast Corrupt Governments: 85thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 86thLargest Governments: 90thMost Beautiful Environments: 100thHealthiest Citizens: 104thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 105thMost Compassionate Citizens: 117thLowest Crime Rates: 128thNicest Citizens: 139thBest Weather: 160thMost Cultured: 189thSmartest Citizens: 191stMost Subsidized Industry: 230thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 241stMost Inclusive: 271stHighest Poor Incomes: 461stMost Efficient Economies: 499thMost Influential: 504thMost Secular: 555thMost Cheerful Citizens: 563rdLargest Publishing Industry: 711thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,026thHighest Economic Output: 1,198thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,453rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,509thTop
Most Stationary: 3,705thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,161stLargest Populations: 7,524thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,879thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,743rdTop
Most Income Equality: 20,963rd
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionMost Inclusive: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 22nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 23rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Secular: 25th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 68th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 69th in the regionMost Stationary: 83rd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 110th in the regionMost Influential: 165th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 188th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 366th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 413th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 452nd in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 940th in the region

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