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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 39thLargest Welfare Programs: 42ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 45th
The Mystical Isles of
Left-wing Utopia
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Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Dutchyland

Population25.135 billion

CapitalDutchopolis
LeaderDutchy

CurrencyDutcher
AnimalDutchay

The Mystical Isles of Dutchyland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dutchy with a fair hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, digital currency, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.135 billion Dutchylandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutchopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dutchylandian economy, worth a remarkable 8,451 trillion Dutchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 336,228 Dutchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", write-in candidate 'Dutchy Sucks' is perennially popular, and government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dutchyland's national animal is the Dutchay, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dutchyland is ranked 263rd in the world and 7th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 617 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 39thLargest Welfare Programs: 42ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 45thSafest: 65thMost Pacifist: 78thMost Advanced Public Education: 83rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 86thHighest Average Tax Rates: 91stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 102ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 123rdLargest Governments: 126thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 129thMost Developed: 131stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 133rdMost Beautiful Environments: 136thLongest Average Lifespans: 144thHealthiest Citizens: 182ndBest Weather: 190thLowest Crime Rates: 193rdMost Cultured: 263rdSmartest Citizens: 276thHighest Food Quality: 398thMost Compassionate Citizens: 422ndNicest Citizens: 430thMost Subsidized Industry: 524thMost Inclusive: 659thMost Cheerful Citizens: 761stMost Secular: 793rdHighest Poor Incomes: 804thLargest Publishing Industry: 894thMost Efficient Economies: 966thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,198thHighest Economic Output: 1,219thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,851stHighest Average Incomes: 1,978thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5,989thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,266thLargest Populations: 7,859thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,057thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,548thMost Income Equality: 24,477th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 16th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 17th in the regionBest Weather: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 24th in the regionMost Inclusive: 29th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 29th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 30th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 32nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 34th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 34th in the regionMost Secular: 40th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 54th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 81st in the regionLargest Populations: 96th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 367th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 401st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 445th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 695th in the regionMost Income Equality: 701st in the regionNudest: 704th in the region

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