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Largest Welfare Programs: 35th Safest: 39th Most Pacifist: 42nd
The Mystical Isles of
Left-wing Utopia
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Population15.867 billion



The Mystical Isles of Dutchyland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Dutchy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.867 billion Dutchylandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutchopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dutchylandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,121 trillion Dutchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 322,751 Dutchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, and cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dutchyland's national animal is the Dutchay, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dutchyland is ranked 78th in the world and 5th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 98.93 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Largest Welfare Programs: 35thSafest: 39thMost Pacifist: 42ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 44thMost Developed: 44thHighest Average Tax Rates: 47thMost Advanced Public Transport: 47thMost Advanced Public Education: 55thLongest Average Lifespans: 57thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 58thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 77thLeast Corrupt Governments: 78thMost Compassionate Citizens: 82ndLargest Governments: 83rdMost Beautiful Environments: 85thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 88thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 94thHealthiest Citizens: 95thNicest Citizens: 107thLowest Crime Rates: 115thBest Weather: 148thMost Subsidized Industry: 149thMost Cultured: 153rdSmartest Citizens: 155thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 185thMost Inclusive: 205thHighest Poor Incomes: 271stMost Influential: 374thMost Efficient Economies: 420thMost Cheerful Citizens: 538thLargest Publishing Industry: 652ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 812thMost Secular: 855thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,097thHighest Average Incomes: 1,216thHighest Economic Output: 1,361stTop
Most Stationary: 4,288thLargest Populations: 8,397thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,943rdMost Income Equality: 12,154thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,965th
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 34th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 37th in the regionMost Secular: 39th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 43rd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 106th in the regionMost Stationary: 106th in the regionMost Influential: 125th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 157th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 490th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 591st in the regionMost Income Equality: 693rd in the region

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