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Largest Welfare Programs: 31stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 34thSafest: 51st
The Mystical Isles of
Left-wing Utopia
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Population20.439 billion



The Mystical Isles of Dutchyland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Dutchy with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.439 billion Dutchylandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutchopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dutchylandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,762 trillion Dutchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 330,838 Dutchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, all recreational drugs are legal, cops shout apologies with every swing of their baton, and teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dutchyland's national animal is the Dutchay, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dutchyland is ranked 1,504th in the world and 77th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 16,209.4 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Largest Welfare Programs: 31stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 34thSafest: 51stMost Advanced Public Transport: 52ndMost Advanced Public Education: 54thMost Pacifist: 65thHighest Average Tax Rates: 69thMost Developed: 71stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 81stLongest Average Lifespans: 85thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 86thLeast Corrupt Governments: 89thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 90thMost Beautiful Environments: 99thLargest Governments: 101stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 110thHealthiest Citizens: 111thMost Compassionate Citizens: 124thLowest Crime Rates: 141stNicest Citizens: 146thBest Weather: 165thHighest Food Quality: 187thMost Cultured: 199thSmartest Citizens: 202ndMost Subsidized Industry: 260thMost Inclusive: 276thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 278thHighest Poor Incomes: 525thMost Efficient Economies: 527thMost Influential: 534thMost Cheerful Citizens: 542ndMost Secular: 566thLargest Publishing Industry: 712thMost Rebellious Youth: 984thHighest Economic Output: 1,164thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,504thHighest Average Incomes: 1,555thTop
Most Stationary: 3,596thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,216thLargest Populations: 7,449thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,830thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,835thTop
Highest Drug Use: 16,330th
Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 16th in the regionMost Inclusive: 18th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 25th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 26th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 28th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 29th in the regionMost Secular: 32nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 42nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 72nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 77th in the regionMost Stationary: 82nd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 111th in the regionMost Influential: 179th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 180th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 210th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 438th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 442nd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 465th in the region

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