The Mystical Isles of Dutchyland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Dutchy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.144 billion Dutchylandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutchopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dutchylandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,876 trillion Dutchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 321,976 Dutchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, and criminals are often a few steps ahead of law enforcement. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dutchyland's national animal is the Dutchay, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dutchyland is ranked 13,617^th in the world and 506^th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 354,474.55 Standard Monetary Units.