The Mystical Isles of Dutchyland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Dutchy with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.231 billion Dutchylandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutchopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dutchylandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,559 trillion Dutchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 320,366 Dutchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, and 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dutchyland's national animal is the Dutchay, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dutchyland is ranked 152,926^th in the world and 7,673^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -60.62 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.