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Largest Welfare Programs: 32nd Safest: 37th Most Pacifist: 38th
The Mystical Isles of
Left-wing Utopia
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Population15.513 billion



The Mystical Isles of Dutchyland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Dutchy with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ban on automobiles, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.513 billion Dutchylandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutchopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dutchylandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,006 trillion Dutchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 322,736 Dutchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, and cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dutchyland's national animal is the Dutchay, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dutchyland is ranked 411th in the world and 19th in The North Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Largest Welfare Programs: 32ndSafest: 37thMost Pacifist: 38thMost Developed: 40thHighest Average Tax Rates: 46thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 47thMost Advanced Public Transport: 49thLongest Average Lifespans: 56thMost Advanced Public Education: 56thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 57thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 76thLargest Governments: 78thLeast Corrupt Governments: 78thMost Compassionate Citizens: 80thMost Beautiful Environments: 84thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 87thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 90thHealthiest Citizens: 95thNicest Citizens: 105thLowest Crime Rates: 110thSmartest Citizens: 148thMost Subsidized Industry: 148thBest Weather: 150thMost Cultured: 152ndMost Inclusive: 194thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 199thHighest Poor Incomes: 252ndMost Influential: 396thMost Efficient Economies: 411thMost Cheerful Citizens: 549thLargest Publishing Industry: 661stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 745thMost Secular: 841stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,121stHighest Average Incomes: 1,186thHighest Economic Output: 1,365thTop
Most Stationary: 4,363rdLargest Populations: 8,492ndTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,835thMost Income Equality: 11,441stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,870th
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27th in the regionMost Secular: 34th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 36th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 37th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 44th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 108th in the regionMost Stationary: 109th in the regionMost Influential: 123rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 163rd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 491st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 569th in the regionMost Income Equality: 610th in the region

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