The Free Land of Dutch Guiana is a massive, genial nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, avant-garde cinema, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 4.982 billion Dutch Guianans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 25.2%.
The strong Dutch Guianan economy, worth 267 trillion golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Gambling, and Trout Farming. Average income is 53,779 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.
An epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months, and Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dutch Guiana's national animal is the Elephant.
Dutch Guiana is ranked 164,498th in the world and 7,357th in Osiris for Most Patriotic, with 9.49 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Dutch Guiana, Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies.
- : Following new legislation in Dutch Guiana, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months.
- : Following new legislation in Dutch Guiana, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes.
- : Following new legislation in Dutch Guiana, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth.
- : Following new legislation in Dutch Guiana, the army insists there is nothing gay about men in uniforms rolling in the mud.
- : Following new legislation in Dutch Guiana, surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space'.
- : Following new legislation in Dutch Guiana, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.
- : Following new legislation in Dutch Guiana, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets.
- : Following new legislation in Dutch Guiana, funding for education has been redirected into the military.
- : Following new legislation in Dutch Guiana, only lightning has a chance of striking Leader twice.
