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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 529th Largest Gambling Industry: 745th Largest Retail Industry: 1,234th
The Industry-Based States of
Capitalist Paradise
If you didn't want it why did you ask for it.
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Industry-Based States of Dutch Gnagflow is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, enslaved workforce, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.627 billion Dutch Gnagflowians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is primarily concerned with Industry, although Public Transport is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Smog filled area. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dutch Gnagflowian economy, worth 961 trillion Kongwongs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 145,109 Kongwongs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 768,429 per year while the poor average 14,518, a ratio of 52.9 to 1.

The government is avowedly secular, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term, only the wealthy vote, and the government refuses to transmit electricity to secessionist regions. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dutch Gnagflow's national animal is the Emperor Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Dutch Gnagflow is ranked 7,492nd in the world and 3rd in The International Coalition for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,278.83 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 529thLargest Gambling Industry: 745thLargest Retail Industry: 1,234thFattest Citizens: 1,562ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,657thTop
5%
Highest Crime Rates: 2,073rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,102ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,217thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,872ndRudest Citizens: 2,893rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,021stMost Armed: 3,586thMost Avoided: 4,297thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,354thLargest Mining Sector: 4,774thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,492ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,250thTop
10%
Most Corrupt Governments: 9,621stMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,667thHighest Economic Output: 10,921stHighest Average Incomes: 12,352ndMost Efficient Economies: 13,366thLargest Insurance Industry: 14,191st
Top
5%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionTop
10%
Largest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dutch Gnagflow, the government refuses to transmit electricity to secessionist regions.
  • : Following new legislation in Dutch Gnagflow, only the wealthy vote.
  • : Following new legislation in Dutch Gnagflow, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term.
  • : Following new legislation in Dutch Gnagflow, the government is avowedly secular.
  • : Dutch Gnagflow was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides and the Top 10% for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Dutch Gnagflow, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.
  • : Following new legislation in Dutch Gnagflow, the country is littered with broken homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Dutch Gnagflow, all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon.
  • : Following new legislation in Dutch Gnagflow, it is a silent spring in Dutch Gnagflow.
  • : Dutch Gnagflow's influence in The International Coalition rose from "Page" to "Squire".

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