by Max Barry

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Largest Black Market: 6,345th Highest Disposable Incomes: 7,344th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 7,699th
The United Kingdom of
Capitalist Paradise
I will Maintain
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population7.448 billion

CapitalAmsterdam and Jakarta
LeaderEmpress Anna Charlotte


The United Kingdom of Dutch-Empire is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Anna Charlotte with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.448 billion Dutch are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amsterdam and Jakarta. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Dutch economy, worth 955 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 128,260 Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 437,042 per year while the poor average 27,722, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.

The nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence, survivors of the Great Internet Flame War often recount horror stories of banhammers and DOS attacks, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, and construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway. Crime is almost non-existent. Dutch-Empire's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dutch-Empire is ranked 37,150th in the world and 11th in Meillur for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,712.11 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Largest Black Market: 6,345thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,344thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,699thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 8,567thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,356thMost Secular: 11,485thLargest Gambling Industry: 13,427thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,797thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,786thHighest Economic Output: 15,360thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,239th
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the region

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