The Serene Kingdom of Dusendord is a massive, safe nation, ruled by HRH King Magnus Grimmson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 1.763 billion Dusendordians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flekkefjord. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dusendordian economy, worth 324 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 184,009 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, and Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Dusendord as a reminder of their "special relationship". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dusendord's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dusendord is ranked 11,073^rd in the world and 17^th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Secular, with 92.24 Atheism Rate.