The Serene Kingdom of Dusendord is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by HRH King Magnus Grimmson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 1.412 billion Dusendordians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flekkefjord. The average income tax rate is 67.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Dusendordian economy, worth 234 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 165,784 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation, bars are packed at all hours, and primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dusendord's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dusendord is ranked 1,731^st in the world and 3^rd in The Union of Democratic States for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 311.94 Bank.