The Republic of Durmengrad XXXIII is a massive, safe nation, notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 4.596 billion Durmengrad XXXIIIians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 39.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Durmengrad XXXIIIian economy, worth 82.2 trillion rubledollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 17,890 rubledollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, the Durmengrad XXXIIIian cut of Apocalypse Now sets the helicopter scene to eerie silence, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, and diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Durmengrad XXXIII's national animal is the hawk.

Durmengrad XXXIII is ranked 266,922^nd in the world and 134^th in Komut Universe for Most Cultured, scoring 63 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.