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Durkenshtan

Population6.072 billion

CapitalSwag City
LeaderParty King Josh Wilkins
FaithRastapartyism

Currencydurken-dank
Animalparty pooper pony

The Party Land of Durkenshtan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Party King Josh Wilkins with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.072 billion guidos and potheads hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Swag City. The average income tax rate is 47.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Durkenshtanian economy, worth 742 trillion durken-danks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,334 durken-danks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Party Pooper Pony Dung" has been declared a national treasure, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, and the only record being broken at sporting events is the highest death toll. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Durkenshtan's national animal is the party pooper pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rastapartyism.

Durkenshtan is ranked 13,116th in the world and 2nd in Imperial Roman Coprosperity Sphere for Most Armed, with 12 Weapons Per Person.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 488thMost Rebellious Youth: 738thHighest Crime Rates: 876thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,347thMost Inclusive: 1,540thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,978thBest Weather: 2,059thNicest Citizens: 2,251stLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,339thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,957thLargest Black Market: 4,290thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,413thMost Cultured: 5,569thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,726thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,101stTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,588thMost Pacifist: 8,631stMost Politically Free: 8,709thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,209thNudest: 9,398thHighest Drug Use: 13,016thMost Armed: 13,116thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,842ndMost Advanced Public Education: 16,695th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the region

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