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Durkenshtan

Population6.624 billion

CapitalSwag City
LeaderParty King Josh Wilkins
FaithRastapartyism

Currencydurken-dank
Animalparty pooper pony

The Party Land of Durkenshtan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Party King Josh Wilkins with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.624 billion guidos and potheads hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Swag City. The average income tax rate is 47.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Durkenshtanian economy, worth 809 trillion durken-danks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,259 durken-danks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, people applying for famine relief must prove their gastrointestinal tracts are empty, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Durkenshtan's national animal is the party pooper pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rastapartyism.

Durkenshtan is ranked 34,661st in the world and 12th in The Warden World for Most Devout, with 730.68 Prayers Per Hour.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 461stMost Rebellious Youth: 700thHighest Crime Rates: 845thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,307thMost Inclusive: 1,563rdTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,998thBest Weather: 2,097thNicest Citizens: 2,261stLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,332ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,945thLargest Black Market: 4,226thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,527thMost Cultured: 5,440thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,606thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,829thTop
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Most Pacifist: 8,271stMost Politically Free: 8,463rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,543rdHighest Poor Incomes: 9,009thNudest: 9,011thMost Armed: 12,522ndHighest Drug Use: 12,693rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,609thHighest Economic Output: 15,993rdMost Advanced Public Education: 16,164th
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Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 4th in the region

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