The Rogue Nation of Dunistian MARAUDERS is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by the Herzogtum with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.522 billion MARAUDERS are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Colosseo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.8%.

The frighteningly efficient MARAUDER economy, worth 490 trillion King's Tokens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 194,438 King's Tokens, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,182,541 per year while the poor average 14,187, a ratio of 83.3 to 1.

The Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus, and the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dunistian MARAUDERS's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Farlek-Tru.

Dunistian MARAUDERS is ranked 185,808^th in the world and 30^th in The United Federations for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 26.94 on the Bus Surprisal Index.