Population | 1.33 billion |
Capital | Colosseo |
Leader | the Aristocratiam |
Faith | Farlek-Tru |
Currency | King's Token |
Animal | falcon |
The Rogue Nation of Dunistian MARAUDERS is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by the Aristocratiam with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.33 billion MARAUDERS are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Colosseo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.0%.
The frighteningly efficient MARAUDER economy, worth 225 trillion King's Tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 169,562 King's Tokens, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.
Counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, fire and brimstone sermons are accompanied by napalm and fragmentation bombs, and heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Dunistian MARAUDERS. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dunistian MARAUDERS's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Farlek-Tru.
Dunistian MARAUDERS is ranked 150,293rd in the world and 91st in The United Federations for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 612.34 on the Societal Mobility Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Dunistian MARAUDERS, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Dunistian MARAUDERS.
- : Following new legislation in
Dunistian MARAUDERS, fire and brimstone sermons are accompanied by napalm and fragmentation bombs.
- : Following new legislation in
Dunistian MARAUDERS, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago.
- : Following new legislation in
Dunistian MARAUDERS, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes.
- : Following new legislation in
Dunistian MARAUDERS, young adults still believe that falcons deliver newborns to expecting parents.
- : Following new legislation in
Dunistian MARAUDERS, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing.
- : Following new legislation in
Dunistian MARAUDERS, children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes.
- : Following new legislation in
Dunistian MARAUDERS, acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings.
- : Following new legislation in
Dunistian MARAUDERS, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
- : Following new legislation in
Dunistian MARAUDERS, The Aristocratiam's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.