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Most Pacifist: 9,751stSafest: 15,437thMost Rebellious Youth: 17,363rd
The Community of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Scavenge, salvage, store
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Developing
Political Freedom
Superb

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DumbassGoblin

Population188 million

CurrencyDoubloons
AnimalGremlin

The Community of DumbassGoblin is a very large, cultured nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 188 million DumbassGoblinians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 29.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped DumbassGoblinian economy, worth 6.34 trillion Doubloonss a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,711 Doubloonss , and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drones are unable to lift the weight of their accompanying paperwork, street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by, t-shirts displaying a photo of Leader performing the Full-Monty are selling out, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DumbassGoblin's national animal is the Gremlin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

DumbassGoblin is ranked 41,779th in the world and 2,527th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.87 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Top
5%
Most Pacifist: 9,751stTop
10%
Safest: 15,437thMost Rebellious Youth: 17,363rd
Top
10%
Most Pacifist: 534th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 665th in the regionSafest: 835th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in DumbassGoblin, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in DumbassGoblin, t-shirts displaying a photo of Leader performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
  • : Following new legislation in DumbassGoblin, street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by.
  • : Following new legislation in DumbassGoblin, drones are unable to lift the weight of their accompanying paperwork.
  • : DumbassGoblin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in DumbassGoblin, murderers with law degrees can be seen swinging the gavel in courts.
  • : Following new legislation in DumbassGoblin, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety.
  • : Following new legislation in DumbassGoblin, children dream of becoming physicians and physicists.
  • : Following new legislation in DumbassGoblin, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on DumbassGoblin.
  • : Following new legislation in DumbassGoblin, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.

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