The Empire of Ducky loves his blahaj is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 435 million Ducky loves his blahajians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 50.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Ducky loves his blahajian economy, worth 37.4 trillion Duckcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 86,053 Duckcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government, the election for Leader's office's janitor is heating up, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, and Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ducky loves his blahaj's national animal is the Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ducky loves his blahaj is ranked 99,737^th in the world and 864^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,482.15 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.