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Largest Mining Sector: 6,232nd Most Conservative: 10,389th Largest Gambling Industry: 12,974th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We are coming for your kids
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Duckbeard mcgee

Population97 million

CurrencySperm
AnimalPenis

The Empire of Duckbeard mcgee is a large, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 97 million Duckbeard mcgeeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 20.1%.

The strong Duckbeard mcgeean economy, worth 5.45 trillion Sperms a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 56,168 Sperms, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Duckbeard mcgee's national animal is the Penis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Duckbeard mcgee is ranked 72,059th in the world and 3,234th in the South Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 3.8 Crimes Per Hour.

Top
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Largest Mining Sector: 6,232ndTop
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Most Conservative: 10,389thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,974th
Top
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Largest Mining Sector: 122nd in the regionTop
10%
Largest Gambling Industry: 471st in the regionMost Conservative: 533rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Duckbeard mcgee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Duckbeard mcgee, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Duckbeard mcgee, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime.
  • : Following new legislation in Duckbeard mcgee, punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up.
  • : Following new legislation in Duckbeard mcgee, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Duckbeard mcgee, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot.
  • : Duckbeard mcgee's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Duckbeard mcgee was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector and the Top 10% for Most Conservative.
  • : Duckbeard mcgee lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Duckbeard mcgee, the death penalty has been reintroduced.

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