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Most Patriotic: 4,650thMost Armed: 4,675thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,528th
The Rogue Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
God, Homeland, Liberty
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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DSN57

Population2.925 billion

CapitalBuenos Aires
LeaderDave
FaithCliodhna

Currencydenier
Animalkiwi

The Rogue Nation of DSN57 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dave with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, otherworldly petting zoo, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.925 billion DSN57ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buenos Aires. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient DSN57ian economy, worth 493 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 168,633 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, and the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DSN57's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cliodhna.

DSN57 is ranked 299,978th in the world and 601st in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Secular, with 5.99 Atheism Rate.

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Most Patriotic: 4,650thMost Armed: 4,675thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,528thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,129thHealthiest Citizens: 10,596thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,431stLowest Crime Rates: 13,194thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,892ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,018thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 16,143rdMost Devout: 16,169thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,188thHighest Average Incomes: 18,213thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,997thBest Weather: 19,785thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,083rdLargest Mining Sector: 21,222ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,176thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,965thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,630thLargest Governments: 24,630thSmartest Citizens: 25,195thLargest Black Market: 27,770thLargest Information Technology Sector: 29,253rdMost Conservative: 30,055thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 31,234th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 28th in the regionBest Weather: 31st in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 34th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 49th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 53rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 56th in the regionNudest: 56th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 58th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in DSN57, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in DSN57, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • : DSN57 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in DSN57, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.
  • : Following new legislation in DSN57, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances.
  • : Following new legislation in DSN57, smart fridges sing the praises of Cliodhna for fear of being iced.
  • : Following new legislation in DSN57, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate.
  • : Following new legislation in DSN57, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • : Following new legislation in DSN57, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers.
  • : Following new legislation in DSN57, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption.

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