Population | 2.925 billion |
Capital | Buenos Aires |
Leader | Dave |
Faith | Cliodhna |
Currency | denier |
Animal | kiwi |
The Rogue Nation of DSN57 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dave with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, otherworldly petting zoo, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.925 billion DSN57ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buenos Aires. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient DSN57ian economy, worth 493 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 168,633 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
The most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, and the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DSN57's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cliodhna.
DSN57 is ranked 299,978th in the world and 601st in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Secular, with 5.99 Atheism Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in DSN57, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
- : Following new legislation in DSN57, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
- : DSN57 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in DSN57, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.
- : Following new legislation in DSN57, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances.
- : Following new legislation in DSN57, smart fridges sing the praises of Cliodhna for fear of being iced.
- : Following new legislation in DSN57, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate.
- : Following new legislation in DSN57, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
- : Following new legislation in DSN57, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers.
- : Following new legislation in DSN57, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption.