The Colony of DSA33 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 12.599 billion DSA33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 18.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient DSA33ian economy, worth 518 trillion Citas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,124 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. DSA33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

DSA33 is ranked 148,716^th in the world and 2^nd in Democratic Socialist Alliance for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.12 law-abiding acts per hour.