The Republic of Druzestan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Gamal Jumblatt with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.882 billion Druzes are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sikhem for now. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The Druzestanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,735 trillion Liraats a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 67,054 Liraats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is a law unto itself, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, brazen mayors claim official expenses to pay for their drug habits, and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Druzestan's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Druze Islam.

Druzestan is ranked 21,430^th in the world and 1^st in The World Rearranged for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.55 law-abiding acts per hour.