The Grand Duchy of Drutopia Insomnia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Drupatine VII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.764 billion Drutopia Insomnians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Vault. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Drutopia Insomnian economy, worth 567 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 205,397 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

An increasing number of animal species are named 'Bob', mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, and it's not only teenagers who mess around with fake IDs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drutopia Insomnia's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Drutopia Insomnia is ranked 7,337^th in the world and 359^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 7,168 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.