The Grand Duchy of Drutopia Insomnia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Drupatine VII with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.594 billion Drutopia Insomnians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Vault. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Drutopia Insomnian economy, worth 745 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 207,343 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, main battle tanks stalk the woods of Drutopia Insomnia in search of Unicorns, notable individuals are granted land and titles, and it is often said that only Drupatine VII could bring down Dàguó. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drutopia Insomnia's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Drutopia Insomnia is ranked 35,626^th in the world and 1,017^th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 589.58439349908 Days.