The Grand Duchy of Drutopia Insomnia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Drupatine VII with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.923 billion Drutopia Insomnians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Vault. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Drutopia Insomnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,327 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 224,127 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, small shoes often wash up on the beach, and the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drutopia Insomnia's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Drutopia Insomnia is ranked 184,144^th in the world and 8,019^th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -0.99 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.