by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 540thMost Influential: 893rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,357th
The Grand Duchy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We Will Endure
Drupatine VII
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Drutopia Insomnia

Population2.002 billion

CapitalThe Vault
LeaderDrupatine VII


The Grand Duchy of Drutopia Insomnia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Drupatine VII with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.002 billion Drutopia Insomnians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Vault. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Drutopia Insomnian economy, worth 417 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 208,531 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons, and anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drutopia Insomnia's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Drutopia Insomnia is ranked 9,634th in the world and 546th in The North Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 4,422.83 milliStalins.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 540thMost Influential: 893rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,357thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,682ndMost Secular: 1,792ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,955thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,157thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,197thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,213thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,152ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,221stLargest Governments: 3,362ndMost Developed: 4,969thHighest Average Incomes: 5,628thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,666thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,783rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,846thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,784thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,526thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,191stSmartest Citizens: 8,431stHighest Poor Incomes: 8,468thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,780thLargest Black Market: 9,172ndMost Authoritarian: 9,634thBest Weather: 9,864thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,231stLongest Average Lifespans: 10,678thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,104thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,761stMost Efficient Economies: 13,886thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,342ndMost Subsidized Industry: 15,521stMost Conservative: 17,320thMost Cultured: 19,334th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 62nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 73rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 82nd in the regionMost Secular: 96th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 97th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 103rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 103rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 146th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 160th in the regionLargest Governments: 174th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 255th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 262nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 287th in the regionMost Developed: 301st in the regionMost Influential: 314th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 315th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 323rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 333rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 365th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 386th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 400th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 461st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 470th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 482nd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 511th in the regionBest Weather: 542nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 546th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 578th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 609th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 651st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 714th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 746th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 757th in the regionMost Cultured: 963rd in the regionMost Conservative: 992nd in the region

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