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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 611thMost Influential: 1,010thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,403rd
The Grand Duchy of
Corrupt Dictatorship
We Will Endure
Drupatine VII
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Drutopia Insomnia

Population3.594 billion

CapitalThe Vault
LeaderDrupatine VII


The Grand Duchy of Drutopia Insomnia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Drupatine VII with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.594 billion Drutopia Insomnians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Vault. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Drutopia Insomnian economy, worth 745 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 207,343 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, main battle tanks stalk the woods of Drutopia Insomnia in search of Unicorns, notable individuals are granted land and titles, and it is often said that only Drupatine VII could bring down Dàguó. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drutopia Insomnia's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Drutopia Insomnia is ranked 35,626th in the world and 1,017th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 589.58439349908 Days.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 611thMost Influential: 1,010thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,403rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,617thLowest Crime Rates: 1,712thMost Secular: 1,949thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,269thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,420thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,762ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,828thLargest Governments: 3,123rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,359thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,300thMost Developed: 4,458thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,599thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,757thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,655thHighest Average Incomes: 6,162ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,720thSmartest Citizens: 7,024thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,106thBest Weather: 7,480thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,590thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,803rdLargest Black Market: 8,947thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,078thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,485thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,164thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,997thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,329thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,426thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,895thMost Cultured: 18,555thHealthiest Citizens: 20,863rd
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 66th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 96th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 100th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 102nd in the regionMost Secular: 109th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 115th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 146th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 155th in the regionLargest Governments: 175th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 246th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 279th in the regionMost Developed: 280th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 286th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 288th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 290th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 301st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 358th in the regionMost Influential: 372nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 383rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 402nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 409th in the regionBest Weather: 448th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 503rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 517th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 527th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 633rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 674th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 694th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 706th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 824th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 894th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 919th in the region

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