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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 605thMost Influential: 1,196thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,410th
The Grand Duchy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We Will Endure
Drupatine VII
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Drutopia Insomnia

Population5.923 billion

CapitalThe Vault
LeaderDrupatine VII


The Grand Duchy of Drutopia Insomnia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Drupatine VII with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.923 billion Drutopia Insomnians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Vault. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Drutopia Insomnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,327 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 224,127 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, small shoes often wash up on the beach, and the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drutopia Insomnia's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Drutopia Insomnia is ranked 184,144th in the world and 8,019th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -0.99 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 605thMost Influential: 1,196thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,410thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,449thLowest Crime Rates: 1,525thMost Secular: 1,755thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,946thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,373rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,469thTop
Largest Governments: 2,762ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,787thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,790thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,790thMost Patriotic: 3,040thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,133rdMost Developed: 3,706thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,769thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,859thBest Weather: 5,389thHighest Average Incomes: 5,448thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,894thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,037thSmartest Citizens: 6,337thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,638thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,843rdLargest Black Market: 6,939thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,072ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,113thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,389thMost Efficient Economies: 11,820thHealthiest Citizens: 12,425thTop
Most Cultured: 13,270thMost Authoritarian: 13,535thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,246thHighest Economic Output: 15,441stLargest Welfare Programs: 18,175thHighest Food Quality: 25,678th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 53rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 71st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 78th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 87th in the regionMost Secular: 97th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 100th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 101st in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 118th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 125th in the regionLargest Governments: 132nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 137th in the regionLargest Black Market: 167th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 172nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 201st in the regionMost Developed: 213th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 220th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 242nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 275th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 299th in the regionBest Weather: 311th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 347th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 348th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 357th in the regionMost Influential: 358th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 396th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 423rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 448th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 454th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 486th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 549th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 565th in the regionMost Stationary: 647th in the regionMost Cultured: 674th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 712th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 714th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 899th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 989th in the regionLargest Populations: 1,008th in the region

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