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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 661stMost Influential: 1,899thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,609th
The Grand Duchy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We Will Endure
Drupatine VII
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Drutopia Insomnia

Population1.003 billion

CapitalThe Vault
LeaderDrupatine VII


The Grand Duchy of Drutopia Insomnia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Drupatine VII with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.003 billion Drutopia Insomnians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Vault. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Drutopia Insomnian economy, worth 152 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 151,546 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Drutopia Insomnian Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock, war criminals are given full state funerals, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, and the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drutopia Insomnia's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Drutopia Insomnia is ranked 182,039th in the world and 9,073rd in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring zero on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 661stTop
Most Influential: 1,899thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,609thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,959thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,239thLowest Crime Rates: 4,769thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,330thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,711thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,949thLargest Governments: 6,745thMost Authoritarian: 7,519thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,007thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,882ndTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,392ndMost Beautiful Environments: 9,525thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,700thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,573rdMost Advanced Public Education: 12,584thHighest Average Incomes: 12,844thMost Secular: 13,182ndBest Weather: 13,802ndMost Developed: 14,011thSmartest Citizens: 15,216thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,146thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,697thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,986thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,115th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 140th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 147th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 148th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 215th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 242nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 244th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 279th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 338th in the regionLargest Governments: 342nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 360th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 464th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 491st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 493rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 506th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 515th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 551st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 613th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 615th in the regionMost Influential: 656th in the regionMost Secular: 689th in the regionBest Weather: 734th in the regionMost Developed: 747th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 772nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 782nd in the regionMost Extreme: 801st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 817th in the regionLargest Black Market: 841st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 870th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 917th in the region

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