The Grand Duchy of Drutopia Insomnia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Drupatine VII with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.002 billion Drutopia Insomnians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Vault. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Drutopia Insomnian economy, worth 417 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 208,531 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons, and anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drutopia Insomnia's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Drutopia Insomnia is ranked 9,634^th in the world and 546^th in The North Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 4,422.83 milliStalins.