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Best Weather: 4,074thHighest Crime Rates: 4,124thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,424th
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Population17.2 billion

Animalhoney badger who dont care

The Dont drink cheap wine of Drunkndisorderly is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 17.2 billion Drunkndisorderlyians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small government prioritizes Environment, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Drunkndisorderlyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,409 trillion corks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 140,113 corks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 399,443 per year while the poor average 39,191, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.

Financial investors are noting a boom in artillery, regional governors use national law books as toilet paper, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, and the youth vote is only counted when kindergarten teachers ask who drew the best picture. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Drunkndisorderly's national animal is the honey badger who dont care, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Drunkndisorderly is ranked 290,213th in the world and 62nd in The Bar on the corner of every region for Lowest Crime Rates, with 29.83 law-abiding acts per hour.

Best Weather: 4,074thHighest Crime Rates: 4,124thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,424thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,320thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,447thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,878thMost Influential: 6,109thMost Stationary: 6,653rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,380thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,437thHighest Economic Output: 9,779thLargest Retail Industry: 12,057thRudest Citizens: 13,229thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,370thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 14,817thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,394thHighest Food Quality: 16,552ndLargest Insurance Industry: 17,875thMost Armed: 18,835thMost Cultured: 19,651stLargest Populations: 21,572ndLargest Gambling Industry: 21,650thHighest Average Incomes: 26,483rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 27,287thMost Efficient Economies: 29,246th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the region

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