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Best Weather: 2,958thHighest Crime Rates: 3,431stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,583rd
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Drunkndisorderly

Population8.185 billion

CapitalChablis
Leaderburp huh where am I

Currencycork
AnimalRiesling

The 12% Proof Protectorate of Drunkndisorderly is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by burp huh where am I with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 8.185 billion Drunkndisorderlyians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Environment, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chablis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Drunkndisorderlyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,138 trillion corks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 139,105 corks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 398,267 per year while the poor average 38,678, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

People who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, the statue in the Keating Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, and epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Drunkndisorderly's national animal is the Riesling, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Drunkndisorderly is ranked 10,332nd in the world and 1st in The Bar on the corner of every region for Most Stationary, with 1,375.39495308 Days.

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Best Weather: 2,958thHighest Crime Rates: 3,431stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,583rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,410thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,474thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,601stMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,624thMost Influential: 6,184thLargest Retail Industry: 7,002ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,018thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,235thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,078thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 9,632ndMost Armed: 9,953rdMost Stationary: 10,332ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,500thHighest Economic Output: 13,847thLargest Insurance Industry: 14,151stHighest Drug Use: 14,836thMost Efficient Economies: 15,282ndMost Cultured: 15,345thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,424thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,493rdHighest Average Incomes: 15,802nd
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the region

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