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Drunkndisorderly

Population13.569 billion

CapitalChablis
Leaderburp huh where am I

Currencycork
AnimalRiesling

The 12% Proof Protectorate of Drunkndisorderly is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by burp huh where am I with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 13.569 billion Drunkndisorderlyians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Environment, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chablis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Drunkndisorderlyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,887 trillion corks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 139,104 corks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 398,262 per year while the poor average 38,678, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

People who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, the statue in the Blofeld Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, and epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Drunkndisorderly's national animal is the Riesling, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Drunkndisorderly is ranked 36,147th in the world and 21st in The Bar on the corner of every region for Smartest Citizens, with 43.86 quips per hour.

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Best Weather: 3,861stHighest Crime Rates: 4,072ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,335thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,833rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,998thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,213thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,650thMost Influential: 7,111thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,481stMost Stationary: 7,741stLargest Retail Industry: 8,904thHighest Economic Output: 10,422ndRudest Citizens: 11,090thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,149thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,658thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,680thMost Armed: 13,058thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 15,560thHighest Food Quality: 15,607thMost Cultured: 16,611thHighest Average Incomes: 18,668thMost Efficient Economies: 19,606thLargest Insurance Industry: 19,999thLargest Gambling Industry: 22,756thLargest Populations: 23,618thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,891stMost Subsidized Industry: 25,584thMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,005th
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the region

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